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submitted 1 month ago by TotallynotJessica to c/transmemes
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[-] rainwall@piefed.social 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin.

Guess how I learned what the wrong amount was.

Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.

[-] CorrenteAlternata 10 points 1 month ago

how I learned what the wrong amount was.

You wouldn't share your knowledge, would you?

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

When it looks like its enough, its too much. If it looks like its too much, its way too much.

[-] CorrenteAlternata 11 points 1 month ago

I understand! It's basically the opposite of lube and sunscreen (there when you think you have enough, it's not enough, and when you think you have too much, it's just enough)

[-] florencia 23 points 1 month ago

That's actually a phone call to Mitch McConnell

[-] TotallynotJessica 15 points 1 month ago

Even if he is actually alive, he's made America a living hell, so it's still accurate

[-] florencia 3 points 1 month ago

You can't be making these calls in un shielded environments. Could blind somebody with ultra sunbeams or start a fire with water proof flames.

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

Is it air dash and pyromancy? Or do you get to choose?

[-] Cyv_ 24 points 1 month ago

There's a whole talent tree!

[-] PurpleStephyr 16 points 1 month ago
[-] romanticremedy 11 points 1 month ago

Fire from heat

[-] TotallynotJessica 8 points 1 month ago

Heat those transphobes up until they burst into flames from it.

[-] decolo@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Do trans men get ice magic?

[-] TotallynotJessica 15 points 1 month ago

Yes. Enbies get lightning magic

[-] Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

WHY AM I NOT IN THAT TIMELINE.

[-] kivihiili 13 points 1 month ago

every transfemme loves an oxy-acetylene torch for toasting marshmallows x3

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago

Oh, this is why those conservatives fear them. They're firebenders! To be honest, I expected the conservative people to be of the Fire Nation.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

They are. They're afraid of trans people because once they've transitioned, they've not only got fire-bending skills, but gender-bending as well!

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Now I want to transition a little as well. But to be honest, I think I could do more with earth bending.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 10 points 1 month ago

If only you could really train your voice by killing dragons and absorbing their souls 😔

[-] phr@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

you can't? what was i doing then for the last year?!

[-] GalacticSushi 4 points 1 month ago

Now I'm imagining a dragonborn shouting "WHEN SUNLIGHT STRIKES RAINDROPS IN THE AIR, THEY ACT LIKE A PRISM AND FORM A RAINBOW"

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'm transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch.

And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Whole new meaning to "woah, she's hot!"

[-] ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I got cryomancy instead. Makes it very fun to randomly touch my gfs and have them shocked at how cold I am

[-] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

And trans men

[-] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I have yet to unlock my pyromancy. Almost I have is caffeinomancy

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