I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin.

Guess how I learned what the wrong amount was.

Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.

That's actually a phone call to Mitch McConnell

Is it air dash and pyromancy? Or do you get to choose?

Heat from fire

every transfemme loves an oxy-acetylene torch for toasting marshmallows x3

Do trans men get ice magic?

Oh, this is why those conservatives fear them. They're firebenders! To be honest, I expected the conservative people to be of the Fire Nation.

FUS-RO-KAWAII

I'm transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch.

And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.

Whole new meaning to "woah, she's hot!"

I got cryomancy instead. Makes it very fun to randomly touch my gfs and have them shocked at how cold I am

And trans men

I have yet to unlock my pyromancy. Almost I have is caffeinomancy