I feel like that's solved on Reddit's end by just making edits to comments separate new comments on the database. So all you're really doing is adding more data that can be easily excluded.
There some internet privacy shit that I'm not aware of?
At this point sarcasm does not work. It just makes them think you agree.
This unironically could work lol. Let them start getting payouts
We’ll see how many red-staters cross state lines to buy their evil, demonic $11 insulin.
We've reached the point of idiocracy where everything needs to be read aloud.
FAKE NEWS/SATIRE
Kash Patel's FBI keeps finding messages that undeniably PROVE the shooter was a 22yo leftist gamer with a trans roommate.

FAKE NEWS/SATIRE
But also /s
You can tell the right believes she’s actually a woman because they’re blaming her for the actions of a man.

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

Video of Elon Musk performing a Nazi Salute side by side to a video of a Neo Nazi performing a Nazi Salute
bUt iF MeXiCo sIgNs a dEfEnSe pAcT WiTh gUaTeMaLa tHeN ThAt's bAsIcAlLy aN AtTaCk oN Us! AnD We'lL NuKe tHeM If wE'Re aTtAcKeD.