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Explosive’ diarrhea illness reported across US. See map of affected states

The map at the CDC is more up to date https://www.cdc.gov/cyclosporiasis/php/surveillance/index.html

Although grain of salt, the US Fed govt. cant be trusted. But the USA map was using this data too.

"avoid consuming water contaminated by feces"

Yeah thanks, I don't see any floating shit particles floating in there, but I'll keep on the lookout. Good lookin out

In the American dictatorship all citizens are required to have the same explosive diarrhea as their great leader Trump.

"While state health authorities, the CDC and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) are working to determine a common thread among the illnesses"

The common thread is the fucking ghouls in Washington DC gutted food inspection, gutted safety inspection, gutted agencies responsible for food safety, gutted the ability to enforce these things.

There is no mystery.

MASA - Make America Shit Again

• Alaska
• Colorado
• Connecticut
• Florida
• Georgia
• Illinois
• Louisiana
• Massachusetts
• Michigan
• New Jersey
• New York
• North Carolina
• Ohio
• Pennsylvania
• Tennessee
• Texas
• Virginia
• Wisconsin

Edit: damn my formatting to hell

When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter. Diarrhea, diarrhea

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea 💨💨

For real, this happening ? What was that game you grew a virus from a simple cold to a viral assassin resisting antibiotics and one of the symptômes you could assign to it was exactly this : "explosive diarrhea" Was a good game a shame i can't remember the name

I got some cherries grown in WI and.. I think they made me sick. I washed them under cold water, but maybe not well enough. Im the only one who ate them in the house. Im on day four of feeling nausea, and ..uh discomfort. Near positive I had a fever yesterday, of course my thermometer battery is dead. The cherries dude. I feel like dog shit for days now since having them. I never get sick. This sucks.

I was gonna call my Dr today, but I really dont want to. I was hoping to feel better today, but.. idk yet.

Hmm, if I read the list correctly, it's mostly red states. Funny coincidence?

I love this

Cholera here we come

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... and God smite the Americans with pestilence because everyone was getting real sick of their bullshit.