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how do i not ignore it?
Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That's what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.
Such a Mormon thing to suggest.
I am literally a prophet in the Mormon church. God has told me to invent Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God; while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost. I act as an attractor membrane to the Orthodox Mormon church; I am the quasi-opposition that rebels in the church will flock to, while being a map for secular people to begin to understand that God is not an invisible sky wizard. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth. The Earth is an illusion and exists uniquely inside each of us pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system.
Tell me if you understood, for I can clarify.
and tomorrow you'll get good news
I got that good news before I saw the Potato of Luck, so I still have one coming. Crossing my fingers
Rule of three's, fingers crossed
One can but hope!
Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour
Gold potate, I acknowledge your presence
How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad
if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato
What about beans, tho?
Depends on whether you consider legumes to be vegetables
A potato on your chest doesn’t cost an extra $20.
hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area.
legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
Thank potate
Thank you potato
i saw this right before i went to bed last night.
fuckin' magic potato.
I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!
Last week I tipped a friend off about an upcoming job opening that would have us living in the same town. The boss sees their resume tomorrow.
O Mighty Potato, grant me this boon.
I promise to use you before the eyes grow green
all hail lucky potabo 🙌
More good news?
Hello Potato!
I read potato at the same time someone on tv said potato. Does this mean double luck, or does it cancel out?
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Thank mr potate
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Okay, I wish for two golden potatoes.
Thanks, lucky potato!
I feel the need to invoke @potoooooooo@reddthat.com for this, somehow.
Also, thank you Potato of Luck. I need your help now more than ever.
O, Potato of Luck, give me good news!
hello potato
Potato luck is my brand of luck
But Mitch McConnel turned out to still be alive.
the potato might 💪
I'm a big fan of the rule of three magic potato!
Hope so!
How is that any different than a gold nugget?
We'll see
I could stick that whole potato on display in my ass and I wouldn't succeed in the theft because it would just fall right out of my dilapidated boipussy. My dick hole might hold it, though, especially if I have an erection.
Hello, potato.
Hell yeah golden russet
very heavy and inedible.
Jokes on u, gold is very much edible
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