and tomorrow you'll get good news
I got that good news before I saw the Potato of Luck, so I still have one coming. Crossing my fingers
Rule of three's, fingers crossed
One can but hope!
Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour

if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato
What about beans, tho?
Depends on whether you consider legumes to be vegetables
A potato on your chest doesn’t cost an extra $20.
hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area.
legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
how do i not ignore it?
Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That's what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.
How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad
i saw this right before i went to bed last night.
fuckin' magic potato.
More good news?
Thank mr potate
I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!
all hail lucky potabo 🙌
Thank potate
Thank you potato
O, Potato of Luck, give me good news!
Feels greedy to ask more of the potato gods after today's good news
I think this kinda greed is good
Last week I tipped a friend off about an upcoming job opening that would have us living in the same town. The boss sees their resume tomorrow.
O Mighty Potato, grant me this boon.
Thanks, lucky potato!
I feel the need to invoke @potoooooooo@reddthat.com for this, somehow.
Also, thank you Potato of Luck. I need your help now more than ever.
Why is it shiny? And kinda look like the yes dinosaur?
It does look like him in some way!
I hope so :(
How is that any different than a gold nugget?
You cannot sell it for 5000 pokedollars
That about 25 schmeckles?
I read potato at the same time someone on tv said potato. Does this mean double luck, or does it cancel out?
Oh mighty potato of luck, please, don't let my house catching fire this summer.
(•‿•)
Okay, I wish for two golden potatoes.
If only...
I just want you to know we're all counting on you.
I promise to use you before the eyes grow green
Another good reminder that, if there is a god out there, they're the sort of god that enjoys burning ants with a magnifying glass.
Hello Potato!
Potato luck is my brand of luck
Worth a try
hello potato
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