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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 184 points 5 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So I've technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

[-] Ageroth@reddthat.com 61 points 5 days ago

I ain't paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest

[-] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The vaginal lube is blood plasma also

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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 147 points 5 days ago

*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 133 points 5 days ago

i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i'm quite used to spicynes

that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 5 days ago

Spissy 😔

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

Are you sure you didn't have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 5 days ago

Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind

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[-] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs. You have to breathe out more than goes into your face hole. That's a lot of breathing.

[-] Art3mis 27 points 5 days ago

I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.

Im 2.5 years sober now lmao

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Heavy breathing intensifies

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 30 points 4 days ago

That, and then you realize that you primarily lose weight through your breathing.

[-] filcuk@feddit.uk 16 points 4 days ago

And how that is used to make trees

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 4 days ago

The atoms in the air you're breathing are billions of years old, and the molecules could have been made 5 minutes or a billion years ago. Probably both in the same breath.

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[-] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago

Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine's true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election...

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

You got reborn HARD, friend.

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[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago

I think that makes sense, water is absorbed into the bloodstream, right? And then the kidneys filter the blood and the bad bits + excess water is peed out. Which is why your pee looks saturated yellow if you are dehydrated and almost clear (but don't drink it!) when you have drank a lot of water.

Any remaining water in your digestive tract that isn't absorbed would be in your poos! If you have diarrhoea and your poos are all liquidy, that means water is not being absorbed properly (bad!)

I didn't do Biology, I'm a Physics+Chem student, so this could be completely wrong!

[-] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

thanks for reminding me not to drink pee, if you didnt tell me that, i wouldve done it

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 44 points 5 days ago
[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

They said college, not university.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 58 points 5 days ago

Don't like this new knowledge. Not a fan

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 46 points 5 days ago

Your sweat also comes from your blood.

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[-] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 39 points 5 days ago

And when you lose weight, you breathe it out.

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[-] Ihmes@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it's not in the body.

Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 33 points 5 days ago

Your mom’s a seven hole donut.

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[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 days ago

If you don't take in any liquids for long enough you won't have any urine. It's carried by your blood from source to destination. Your sweat similarly is from liquid transported by your blood

[-] Eskarina@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sounds more like we pee from genitals and skin, with skin being higher priority.

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 26 points 5 days ago

this may be anecdotal, but yes? worked in a high humidity/heat job and no matter how much water i drank, I'd only have to piss once that day

but would sweat so much!

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[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 34 points 5 days ago

Wait until you find out where milk comes from.

[-] Alvaro 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I mean... It's not like there is a tube from your digestive tract to your kidneys... How else would it get there?

Btw, I'm really smart and humble if you didn't notice

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[-] PillowD@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Instead of 'You are what you eat.' it is "You are what you don't shit."

[-] TheHonorableT 8 points 4 days ago

...and haven't breathed out yet

[-] LovelyMover@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 days ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It all comes from your digestive tract. Unless you're getting iv, subq or even more interesting io fluids. Though if you're getting io fluids your kidneys are likely getting fucked up enough to not produce urine for awhile and if you're getting subcutaneous fluids you're likely a cat or a dog or something.

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[-] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Me just now

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

peeing blood is a thing. liquid can come out of your intestines if you get norovirus.

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