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[-] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago

Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine's true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election...

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago
[-] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Damn right! That's my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I've invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn't have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.

[-] P1nkman@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago
[-] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

This is one of the better and more favored compliments I get. Need to be called Shakespeare three more times to earn an achievement (97/100).

[-] scrungle@crazypeople.online 4 points 4 days ago
[-] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

No that one doesn't count. You have to do a read first to see are my skills as a righter.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

i have literally no idea what you just said ... how did this get 3 upvotes?

[-] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

There are people smarter than you who get the joke

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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