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[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago

These aren’t “the wealthy” - most of these are priced at $50k-75k. That’s prepper nutjob price ranges and it’s no surprise that they’re shooting people with front end loaders since obviously it’s the government disguised as the company workers, coming to dig them out and take their guns.

The people who are actually wealthy have the means to not live in a hole in South Dakota surrounded by other people in their own holes. Their hole in the ground will be somewhere much less advertised.

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 28 points 1 month ago

Yeah, IIRC Zuck’s bunker is in New Zealand, because it’s theoretically farthest from radiation fallout during a nuclear event.

[-] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

It's in kauai, hawaii. Specifically, right here:

22.2016232, -159.3485761

[-] Dpek@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 month ago
[-] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

In this case, it's just the default number of sig figs Google maps gives. The satellite view literally shows the big hole being dug for the bunker, too.

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[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

These aren't the control vaults. They are the experiment vaults.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 73 points 1 month ago

During one particularly hairy incident, a man who moved into one of the units with his wife, his daughter, and her four children, pulled a gun on a Vivos contractor who had pulled up with a front-end loader to his bunker.

The resident eventually shot the contractor, injuring him. However, South Dakota’s stand-your-ground law led to a grand jury declining to indict him.

It's telling that one of these billionaires was the type to kill a worker trying to do their job near his property. And "stand your ground" laws were created by and for gun nuts who want to murder someone. Change my mind...

[-] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Like the other commenter noted, these aren't rich people, they are prepper types. A billionaire isnt getting a $55k bunker.

The guy who did the shooting is apparently a former cop turned EMT.

The person he shot also wasn't a worker trying to do his job, it was a guy who worked for the company who told a mutual acquaintance that he was going to that guy's house specifically to attack him. When he got there, he asked the guy if he'd ever killed someone, and then he said he had killed someone with his bare hands. He then started going at the guy, who shot him and then immediately rendered aid.

Not to defend a guy eho is probably a nutjob and a jerk, it sounds like a reasonable act of self defense to me.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not that I don't believe you, but do you have a link to those details? They certainly aren't in this article...

[-] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I thought it was strange because famously a grand jury will indict anything, but there werent any details in the article, so I looked one up with more detail.

https://www.kotatv.com/2026/03/14/south-dakota-supreme-court-affirms-stand-your-ground-ruling-survival-bunker-shooting-lawsuit/

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[-] artifex@piefed.social 51 points 1 month ago

These people are such morons. It would take about 2 minutes of an intro level Anthropology class to learn that for like 95% of human history we lived in small groups like this — so we’re definitely able to do it — but they only worked because they were (mostly) egalitarian. They absolutely don’t work when group members consistently value themselves over the group.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

They weren't necessarily egalitarian, but they all involved a sense of duty to the community the ability to reinvent the structure of the community, and the freedom to leave. They were also smaller than this. But yeah this is a bunch of people who don't understand how to function in a community like this.

Also I'm not certain why these people are already living in the bunkers

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[-] MartianRecon@lemmus.org 49 points 1 month ago

Can we stage a fake crisis so they all flee to their bunkers, then we all lock them inside?

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[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 month ago
[-] slickgoat@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Have these guys ever considered that the survivors outside the bunkers might just weld the bunker doors shut whilst those inside watch them do it on closed circuit television?

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I think the bigger threat is people dropping toxic gas or bombs down the ventilation shafts.

cause ventilation shafts will be found, eventually, no matter how well they hide them.

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[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah, make their bunkers their tombs. And the antisocial distance is poetic.

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[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

These fucks are GROUND ZERO for humanity's collective dysfunction. They really think concentrating their filth in a fucking bunker isn't going to brew the literal worst toxic behavior ever witnessed?

Have at it in my opinion. Lock em in and melt the keys.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago

Like most of their ideas the bunker strategy is idiotic because it completely fails to take into account the psychology of the individual. They used to flying around all over the planet and experiencing the best in life, for the most part they've lived this life since before they knew what their own fingers were for because they were born into wealth, these people are not going to do well in a tiny underground facility.

The people who would do the best in the bunker are the people they are in the bunker to hide away from.

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[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Relying on a company to support you in an apocalypse event is outrageous amounts of cope

[-] unabart@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Not a television guy, but if you convinced these jackoffs the world was ending, forcing them to flee to their bunker commune, o'd watch a reality tv show of them in the bunker going lord of the flies on each other.

[-] Truscape 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's actually part of a whole chapter in World War Z. A mercenary from the rich people's resort who later ditched them reveals that once the common people started showing up to their door rather than zombies, an immediate fight broke out between all of the residents and their staff, with most of them killing each other. The mercenaries refused to intervene because they were hired to kill infected, not normal people, and had no loyalty to the rich residents.

The whole thing was broadcast live because the owner of the resort wanted to flaunt their status during the great panic.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Never understood these bunkers in modern times.

If TSHTF so hard that someone truly needs to bunker up for months on end civilization as we know it will likely be at an end. No coming back from it. Congrats, you survived to enjoy the death of everything we know. Heck knows they didn’t store a hoard of raw materials, tools, physical books full of knowledge, farm implements, seeds, and have ready access to individuals with year 1895 level skills to make it all work. They only thought of themselves and stored some food, lots of booze, and a little medicine, figuring they could jet off to some safe haven when it was convenient.

If it were even the 1950s I think there would still be enough of a reservoir of local material and knowledge, and everything was mostly manually skilled labor to create, so bunkering could have worked out. But not today. Global supply chains, relocated resource extraction and manufacturing, and everything computerized has virtually guaranteed the impossibility of bootstrapping modern civilization should it fail.

They’re just as dead, but they get to enjoy roving starving humans trying to kill them over whatever's left.

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[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 23 points 1 month ago

a man who moved into one of the units with his wife, his daughter, and her four children, pulled a gun on a Vivos contractor who had pulled up with a front-end loader to his bunker.

Yeah that tracks.

[-] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Isn’t this exactly the premise for some of the Vaults in Fallout? Social experiments that lead to societal issues?

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[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

well ofcourse they would, they tend to all think that they are the main characters and everyone else is just an NPC

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Really, the most disconnected from humanity unlikable people aren’t getting along? Weird.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Ew imagine having to share a bunker with a bunch of stanky, ugly, fat pedophiles...

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[-] Truscape 16 points 1 month ago

Crazy to think the best place to be in a major crisis is to stay put with your family and the local people you have common ground with rather than randos who just try to solve their problems with isolated wealth, huh?

(There's nuance to that, of course. If everyone in your town has to evacuate, go with them.)

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[-] matthurtme@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] kalkulat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

And then there's the security question ... what's to stop their 'guards' from realizing that they could be living securely -without- the boss?

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

I think shock collars was the last answer I heard from billionaires. I don't think they think things through all the way.

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[-] LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca 15 points 1 month ago

Only a third of the individual properties — which can be bought for up to $55,000 plus rent and service fees — are occupied at the moment, according to the WSJ.

Yeah no, this is not a place for wealthy people. Fucking clickbait title.

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[-] spitfire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Look at Fallout series for more inspiration about what might happen

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

[off topic?]

"Children Of Strife" by Adrian Tchaikovsky.

It's the last book in a series, but can be read as a stand alone.

A group of trillionaires travel to a distant planet in hopes of terraforming it.

Things don't go as planned...

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[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

What can be done to prevent those living in bunkers like this from ever coming back out alive?

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"During one particularly hairy incident, a man who moved into one of the units with his wife, his daughter, and her four children, pulled a gun on a Vivos contractor who had pulled up with a front-end loader to his bunker. The resident eventually shot the contractor, injuring him. However, South Dakota’s stand-your-ground law led to a grand jury declining to indict him."

What's that thing about empires falling after 250 years traditionally?

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The worker should've watched The 100 or Fall Out, plenty of warnings there. /s

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Let them fight.

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