Obligatory Monty Python sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrqW_BZu5Xk
RunPee is a website to tell you when its safe to leave the movie to pee.
I recall seeing Dances with Wolves in the movie theater and that was the last US major release i can recall that had a built in intermission
I would like to hear about a 3+ hour movie that spends the first two hours in the desert or savanna and then the last hour somewhere with a lot of waterfalls and running water with jump scares.
i feel for my elderly parents who sat with me for the entirety king kong 😂
It's a BLEEDIN' ALBATROSS!
Last 3+ hour long movie I saw was Killers of the Flower Moon.
It was good but if a film ever needed an intermission, that one sure did.
Main barrier is i don't think the failing movie theater system will pay out for these renovations but maybe they can be convinced with studies showing this pause will lead to massive increase in purchases during it.
Could use devices instead of adding buttons to each seat. Argh dammit, a reason for them to demand customers install a fucking phone app.
Not that I go to theatres these days anyways, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just have a QR code on the ticket that you can scan, opens up a website, and you are good to go. One time use, cannot reuse since bound to a ticket, and expires automatically when movie ends.
Yeah but if they make an unnecessary app instead, then they can steal our data and advertise to those of us dumb enough to let apps issue whatever notifications they want! Think of the shareholders!
At the very least they should be piping the soundtrack into the bathroom.
They don't usually have one bathroom (for each gender, if that's still a requirement) per screen.
You guys don't have intermissions?
No and some movies are 3 plus hours. The last one I saw with an intermission was the brutalist and it helped me enjoy the movie a lot more.
I know Scorsese said he didn't like them or something but I didn't go see killers of the flower moon in theaters because no intermission on a 4 hour movie is not my jam.
no intermission on a 4 hour movie
Those of us with ADHD (and plenty others, I bet) would consider that literal torture.
I worked at a theater when Return of the King released, there were audible groans in every showing after the 3rd or 4th fade to black then up on another scene after it had already been 3 hours
I think he has a point actually.
A lot of times the break is inserted in a random moment, regardless if that falls in the middle of a scene. And also if you take too long you'll definitely miss a bit of the movie.
Film makers could fix this by finding break po8jts. Even using them for suspense.
Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom.
Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once.
This is one of the reasons I hate cable tv so much.
It was not cable, but I distinctly remember the worst part of watching movies on TV as a kid with my dad. All the channels would cram a commercial break right before the last 10/15 minutes of a movie, prompting my dad to declare it was too late for us to be up and turning the TV off for the night.
I don't blame my dad, he was probably tired and just wanted to get some sleep, but I do blame the greedy TV channels for sure!
Actually, this is probably a reason they don't do many intermissions. I remember lines in bathrooms being bad enough at the end of movies, when no one is in a rush to get back, because the bathrooms aren't big enough to quickly handle the rush from even just a single screen. They'd probably have to deal with more fights and irate customers with intermissions vs just keeping the movie going and letting people just go and miss some when they need to.
I took a screenwriting class in college, which taught when writing for tv how to structure around commercials like acts in a play, build and resolve suspense, etc.
I’m sure movie directors would hate that, as it would stifle their creativity.
They used to have intermissions!
The Brutalist had a 20 min intermission. It was very welcome. Theaters should totally encourage it, the line for concessions during intermission was crazy.
They did? Bring them back.
First time I saw it was during Titanic!
But then it kind of faded away
They did, but it was mostly to boost snack sales (the long-time moneymaker of theaters).
Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat!
The little boy takes a bite out of a chocolate bar and it stretches like a piece of taffy.
DON'T TALK! WATCH!
DON'T TALK! WATCH!
YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!
DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!!
I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE
It was great. You could even get little pots of ice cream during them.
I remember when I was a wee lad, we went to see Titanic, and the movie was so long they showed it in two parts!
They still do, at least where i live (western europe). Source: went to the cinema last sunday
In my country (also Western Europe), we only get them if a film passes the three hour mark. We saw the extended versions of the LOTR trilogy a few months back and they were a lifesaver for a quick bathroom break!
Musical theatre and opera still do!
I went to an opera a couple of days ago and was very pleasantly surprised about the extended breaks. It actually makes it so much more of an event, not to mention that nobody was rushing to the bathroom because the breaks were like 30 minutes each (between each act they redo the decor on the set). It also gave you plenty of time to grab a bite to eat and a drink.
And non-musical live theatre too!
Wonder if the studios said they can't have them anymore. Would be cool if a theater brought them back. Probably have tons of people just leave when the movie is bad.
Not sure why the studio would care if people left after intermission, they've already paid full price.
I have to assume it's studios -- movie theaters make most of their money selling concessions, and intermissions are great for that.
My local theatre sells 36oz draft beers. Lock in buddy!
Both the problem and the solution.
I had a buddy with a particular beef with one of the Hollywood studios. I can't remember which, but he swore that there'd be some huge water scene 3/4 of the way through when everyone was about to burst.
It was always great when he was right.
I saw Kenneth Branagh's 1996 Hamlet in the theater. It's just over four hours long and you better believe they had an intermission.
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