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Best birthday present for any dog.
Awful.
I support a woman's right to an abortion, at any point.
This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.
that isn't the result of kids, that's the result of unsupervised kids.
It's gotta be an adult-sized person.
Not kids... this is definitely grown friends.
Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven
Grown kids and their friends?
My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car
Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don't have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.
Sweet merciful crap, my car!
Eh, assuming you're not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.
No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.
You want to get peanut butter all up in the door chamber that the window recedes into?
Eh, it only touches the gasketing, but it would probably still get some on the inner part of it you'd need to clean with a pipe cleaner or something, yeah.
Oh, peanut butter. Whew.
The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy
Is that not attempted murder? You don't fuck around with peanut allergies.
I’m allergic to grass, does you mowing the lawn constitute the same thing?
Don't be silly. Pretty sure hay fever doesn't send you info anaphylactic shock.
Edit: I feel the irony of a plantfanatic being allergic to grass, though. :)
What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?
Straight to jail.
I think those are olives
Think you're right. What a tasty snack
That wasn't kids. That was a jilted lover
Or a Jiffed lover. Don't mind me, I'm just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.
Nuttin wrong with a little crunchy humor, it smooths the soul.
Oil is stored in the pee nuts.
Toyota, now with more plant based protein.
what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this
is that the result of kids or ...some sort of hatred.
That's quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?
This both brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.
Jesus, my parents would go nuclear if I had done this. Partly from the mess, but mostly from the waste of peanut butter. Pretty sure they would make me squidgy it back into the jars and that would be my peanut butter from now on.
It's usually spelled squeegee but in this case squidgy is a better fit. Speaking of which, I guess one could use the windshield wiper blades to manually scrape off enough to drive to the car wash. Wiper motor is probably not strong enough.
If they got it on the upholstery in a similar fashion the car might legitimately be totalled.
At work it's common to say "peanut butter over..." Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I'm sending them this.
Glad my picture is doing good out in the real world
Doing the lord's work 🤣🤣🤣
Just keeping the population at replacement level
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