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[-] Triumph@fedia.io 118 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite is the people who rail against GMOs. Bitch, every food you eat has been genetically modified by humans. Either by selective breeding over a long period of time, or what they used to do in the early 20th century: bomb seeds with radiation and see what came out, toss the weird stuff, keep the neat stuff.

Everything is GMO. What's being done now is actually safer than before, because they actually know what they're trying to create, and are far more surgical in the process.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago

GMOs aren't dangerous because of the genetic manipulation. They're dangerous because of everything around it. Now it's possible to create vegetables that survive a centimetre of glyphosate coating. And if the farmers reuse seeds, they're breaching copyright law. With this, plants are copyrightable, would you like all of the cancer of contemporary American IP law applied to your food?

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago

But then the problem is not the GMO it's the copyright laws

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

The Epa was the only way we got them to stop with DDT.

They keep ratcheting the poison further and further up to keep weeds out. They basically carpet bombed the South with ddt to kill off something and that killed off the birds and fishes and sucked up anyone that ate it for twenty years.

Which was a lot of the South, but now hunting is a rich mans privilege down here. Wheras only rich folk ate cattle with any frequency, now it's pretty common food.

I've often thought that Monsanto was the only thing wrong with GMOs.

[-] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Monsanto

their buissness model with certainty.

[-] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly right. Well said.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

does anyone know how long the copyrights on seeds holds? i.e. i think for many pharmaceuticals it's 20 years. does this apply here too?

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[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

I think the argument against GMO (for me) isn't so much the yields and other benefits, but rather the potential for single blight to wipe entire crops (did to the lack of variety, despite their claims to blight resilience) and the shady stuff that gmo companies do - sterilised seeds, patent wars, etc.

[-] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's already happened to bananas. That's why banana candy tastes NOTHING like the bananas you can buy today, it tastes like the bananas that died out from a fungus.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

every food you eat

okay i was all ready to devil's advocat you but you had to say FOOD. punk.

i was about to go eat, i don't know, a car or something to prove you wrong. I haven't had coffee yet i haven't thought this through

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[-] Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz 65 points 3 weeks ago

Should be whole food and not organic. You can process organic food how much you want. You can buy organic ultra-processed pure white beet sugar if you want. Doesn't mean it's healthy or chemically different than regular white sugar. Organic only applies to how it's grown, not what happens to it after leaving the field.

[-] Nikki 11 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 3 weeks ago

Ultra-processed was designed so you can't stop eating it.

[-] Spooge@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can't respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn't trust them.

[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him

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[-] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 50 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, this is a high quality shit-post.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

I just found it. It's an organic shitpost.

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[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Assuming the designed food contains a lot of fiber, the shit itself will also be of high quality!

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 22 points 3 weeks ago

counterargument: raw salmon is fucking delicious.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It’s flash frozen to make it safe, other wise you end up with parasites. Ergo it’s processed.

[-] Fredthefishlord 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm no bitch those parasites can't eat me

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[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Inb4 raw salmon is farmed specifically for your tastebuds

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Particularly the worms, that's the best part.

[-] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The parasites just add spice!

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[-] tino@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

no processed food can beat the absolute genious design of the raspberry. easy to grab, clear information whether it's ripe or not, visually appealing, tastes wonderful.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

-"Visually appealing"

-Is just some plant balls

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

Pineapple has entered the chat.

"Bitch, I'm fruit on a pole! Yellow means go!"

[-] Gahidus@lemmus.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Better not eat too much though, or it starts digesting you back!

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[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

What about Cheetos?

[-] Nurgus@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

The sad thing is - we COULD produce processed foods designed for our health. We just choose not to. The more its processed, the more room there is for profit margin improving adjustments.

(Meanwhile we evolved to eat not-ultraprocessed food so obviously that's best for us.)

[-] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The sad thing is - we COULD produce processed foods designed for our health. We just choose not to.

Yes, mostly.

(Meanwhile we evolved to eat not-ultraprocessed food so obviously that's best for us.)

Not how this works. Evolution cares about us procreating and spreading our genes, not living long healthy lives. Hence there being plenty animals that die after having children. "We evolved to" just means it won't kill us quickly, not that it is healthy long term.

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Hyperprocessed foods are designed to sit on store shelves as long as possible, be addictive, and have just enough flavor to make you want more while at the same time being made of the cheapest possible ingredients, sometimes even including weird things like titanium dioxide.

Where do you get your fiber?

[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

My ISP provided the fiber, they came and hooked it up and everything.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Does this keep you regular? I've been just as constipated as when I had cable but the lower latency and symmetrical upload are worth it.

[-] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

What's weird about titanium dioxide?

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Too healthy

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

my body love processed food so much that keeps it an extra day or two my guts

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

In all seriousness, shortening "organically grown" to "organic" is quite stupid since all food is organic, but not all food is organically grown.

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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Why can't we have human kibbles if they have for cats and dogs. They keep selling it as the only healthy option.

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Idk man, them food scientists been up to some strange shit out at the farm and at the food processing plant for like a century now and things have gotten out of hand a little.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, we let it get too healthy, I hear ya.

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[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 14 and this is deep bullshit. There are different levels of processed food. Nobody is against cooking your food. Countless studies demonstrate that the less processed your food is, the healthier it is for you.

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