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[-] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 41 points 3 weeks ago

The knowledge is forbidden, for if crabs were to learn to read, they would verily rise up and overcome us all with their supreme carcinised forms.

[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 3 weeks ago

If you teach a crab to read, it will want books

[-] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Just remind them that it's natural to be curious about crab literacy, but they need to find a more healthy outlet for these feelings.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah, like fisting or competitive chainsaw juggling.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

After seeing the new he-man movie (titled Masters of the Universe) I wouldn't be surprised by an uptick of searches asking what's fisting.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

Surveillance on kids creeps me out even if it's a parental control. Most of us grew up with tech illiterate parents and it let us grow by asking things we were too embarrassed to ask anyone we know.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

It also primes them to accept surveillance in adulthood. If you grew up with your parents spying on you, then you won't mind as much when your boss (or government!) spies on you.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] pticrix@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

The Netherwatcher watches nether regions for crabs, then?

[-] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Made my laugh as hard as this" makes me wonder how their laugh gets a boner ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Very carefully.

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2026
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