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[-] SharkWeek 44 points 6 days ago

Ass to mouth is a great way to get H. Pilori, even with proper prep ... and if you get it badly it's really not fun - 24 hours in hospital, vomiting blood, camera down my throat, antibiotics strong enough to turn my tongue black for two weeks.

0/10 would not recommend.

[-] texture@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

yet somehow millions of us are doing it daily and everythings fine

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago

"Walking is a great way to fall down"

[-] SharkWeek 4 points 5 days ago

Good for them, but I'll always insist on a rubber for taking it in the ass, no matter who's asking or what they want done with their dick afterwards

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Oh is that why I’m always sick

[-] SharkWeek 3 points 5 days ago

Could be, or it could be different bacteria, or hepatitis or something. I was told at the time H. Pilori can just sit in your system not doing anything for years, but if it gets angry you'll know about it.

If you do regular butt stuff, especially with multiple partners, you really need to be careful with your health. Check out if there are free resources in your area for sexual health

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Yeah, pretty douche. I'll always kiss my partner after they serve me.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

That's fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?

[-] RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago

I don't think him douching would've helped her shitty breath tbh

[-] velma 39 points 1 week ago

That's just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol

[-] Daxter101 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's worse than that. "Ass to mouth" refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.

Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

I'd give a cheek kiss lol

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

"... then the ass fucker who..."

It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago

Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago
[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Your farts would be so fucking fresh

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago

I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.

I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

Condoms people condoms

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

that is the bridge too far?

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

You've set a very high bar indeed!

[-] velma 5 points 1 week ago

Huh, TIL. I've heard it used for both scenarios.

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago

You never go ass to mouth.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

If the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn't be an issue (and is kinda fun)

Just make sure it's up to temp.

Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 week ago

They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.

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