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[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

the ducks in the park are not free!

Literally 1984

[-] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Wait, so we're supposed to grill and eat them right there?

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago

Why would someone want to borrow a duck?

[-] BNE 4 points 1 day ago
[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 23 hours ago

I heard they're not all they're quacked up to be.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago

It doesn't say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.

[-] homes@piefed.world 26 points 2 days ago

Well, until 5 PM

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago

We need more duck libraries like these.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

Too late, they're my ducks now and we're gonna do drugs together.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 days ago
[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I thought quack was usually smoked and duckaine snorted, but I'm not an expert

[-] homes@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago
[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago
[-] Janx@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

Uh, that was very related.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

I really need someone to cross out the 5pm and replace it with 8pm to really capture that local government feeling.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Also needs a link to a dead page on some government site.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago
[-] Maiq@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

That sign is quackers!

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

That enough for me!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what's the late/lost fee?

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Return date: 5pm

Lost fee: 1 duck per duck

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.

[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won't let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.

[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I saw a really funny one in Florida I think about telling people not to feed the alligators psychedelics.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

you may borrow ducks

... but I wouldn't 🤷

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[-] thecleanduck@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 days ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I liked it better when they were free.

[-] thecleanduck@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 days ago

capitalism I'm afraid!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago

Who is this duck supervisor boss person I and my army of two (2) ducks need to defeat in order to overcome this duck tyranny?

[-] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔

You're telling me Alex Jones lied again!!!!

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Hmmm Peking duck.

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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