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i only take cash (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 days ago by erotador to c/femcelmemes

transcription:: buy my silence. permanently. $8000 per month, for $8000 a month, i will stop

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[-] Zizzy 4 points 21 hours ago

How much do i have to pay for you to talk more?

[-] its_kim_love 50 points 2 days ago
[-] oftheair 27 points 2 days ago

And it was at that moment they decided to become a landlord.

[-] its_kim_love 13 points 2 days ago

2 br 1.5 bath silence in a nice neighborhood. Rent is $8000 a month.

[-] oftheair 12 points 2 days ago

We do not understand the first part of that sentence.

[-] its_kim_love 8 points 2 days ago

It's how apartments are described. 2 br = 2 bedrooms. 1.5 bath means one full bathroom with a tub or shower alongside a toilet and sink with another bathroom that's just a toilet and sink.

[-] oftheair 7 points 2 days ago

Thanks for explaining!

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Damn, back in my day, you used to be able to shut people up for the price of a bullet. Now everything's a fucking subscription.

[-] its_kim_love 31 points 2 days ago
[-] Daxter101 4 points 2 days ago

The subscription joke is probably pretty good, but for the love of me, I can't think of a way to make the first part without sounding cringe.

Probably because "Making the other person shut up" is just not funny.

I think it'd be better as a standalone "Omfg everything is a subscription nowadays ๐Ÿ˜’"

[-] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Meme of cyclist ramming a stick into own wheel and crashing

But it would be so quiet here.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What's that? You won't pay? Well then, it looks like it's--

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[-] its_kim_love 23 points 2 days ago
[-] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago
[-] its_kim_love 8 points 2 days ago

Get blocked loser

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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