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[-] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

This sounds like something a bunch of disconnected music executives tried to tell her.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

I guess she never read "Thrasher" magazine. They were using that phrase well before the song.

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 156 points 1 week ago

She def said it. Confused the living shit out of me back in the day.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 57 points 1 week ago

People biting the onion is 90% of the fun of it. Let them be silly.

[-] prole 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Onion is way more subtle and clever than just making up fake quotes by celebrities

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

clickhole is by the onion lol

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 15 points 1 week ago

And were doing the fake quote thing before they made clickhole.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 12 points 1 week ago

It's pretty obviously a joke quote when you take the time to read it

[-] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

You got downvoted, presumably by someone who thinks it's not obviously a joke, which I find both hilarious and sad.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Some people just have no whimsy.

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I still picture the headline “Laura Bush noisily devours infant” from time to time and that had to be from an onion (probably a physical one) from around 2005.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

You mean this ISN'T the real reason Beto lost to Human Candidate Ted Cruz?

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Hes right though, Practice abortions are the best way to ensure women arent nervous and afraid when it comes to the real thing!

Its no different than doing practice exams, mock job interviews, etc.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

*hilarious bullshit quotes.

[-] SpontaneousCombustion@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

It’s even worse that it was considered a “big creative risk”.

[-] EggInDisguise 11 points 1 week ago

People out of touch with reality often think they are trend-setters, when they're usually years, if not decades, behind the times.

It depends on when they became rich or famous.

[-] its_kim_love 6 points 1 week ago

We also don't know when this quote came out. After years and years of being asked about the same song you have to say something. Maybe she did worry for an afternoon or a day, and now she just needed a story. People are voracious.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We do know. Despite what the sibling poster said, it came out 2015, May 26. It’s a fake quote but we do know when it was released!

[-] Watermark710@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

We also don’t know when this quote came out.

We actually do, the answer is "never". It's from a satire site called Clickhole. She never said this.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I was about to say, wtf?

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Everyone taking this post seriously is hilarious

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago

I'm choosing to assume she was joking, because if she was then she's hilarious

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

At least credit click hole.

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Don't listen to the h8ters Avril!

[-] batucada@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Next you are going to tell me that the correct pronounciantion for Canadian musician Joel Zimmerman's stage name is not "dead - mau - five"

[-] Kaesekalup@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago

Melissa never said that. I must know it, she is me

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Big? That's YUGE!

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] SCmSTR 2 points 1 week ago

If this video is supposed to be saying it wasn't original and plagiarized all these songs, then the person who made it is an idiot and knows very little about music. Like this is made by an edgy 12 year old or possibly even an AI.

It straight up just includes a cover.

[-] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

I despise the fact that, I can't read English to fathom this humorous statement.

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