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[-] Liome@pawb.social 119 points 1 week ago

I know rhis is lemmy shitpost, and this post is a joke, but in case it is not please watch this: https://youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI

It's based on actual case of exactly this, explained by actual doctor. I can recommend watching even if this is a joke, chubbyemu makes amazing videos.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

OK it was what I expected.

TLDR; the "horse" part of this wasn't really the problem other than that it's easier to purchase an unhinged quantity at a veterinary supply store. If he was reconstituting to the proper strength (being sober would have helped with that) the electrolytes themselves wouldn't have been an issue (and honestly are actually beneficial when imbibing).

I figured it had to be, iirc from reading veterinary metabolic panel normal ranges most of us placental mammals have roughly the same electrolyte balances. Afaik it goes back to whether you have a common ancestor only before or also after leaving the ocean and that your balance is reflective of the ocean's balance at that time.

It sounds like there were a few trace minerals that might have built up if he'd kept drinking it in it's intended strength chronically but the core issue was him drinking essentially a straight salt slurry.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Wow - what a twist! Thanks for sharing.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Electrolytes are electrolytes. Your horse gets a fuck ton more salt and no sugar, but it's basically all the same shit at similar ratios. The electrolyte compounds all need to be bioavailable so there shouldn't be major differences there. The biggest difference is likely purity and contamination tolerances. (Contamination would be things like insects, small rocks or sand, etc: Things that would still be non-toxic, but generally reduced for human consumption.)

Edit: Still don't drink the stuff. The ingredients are scaled for an ~1100lb animal so it should be a no-brainer to get the Gatorade instead.

[-] Catoblepas 19 points 1 week ago
[-] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yikes, that guy had untreated sylphilis then took 1100% of the daily Manganese dose and more than a lethal dose of salt. I'm shocked he survived.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

artificial apple flavor

Is this something horses actually like, or was it put there knowing very well humans would be consuming it

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

Horses, generally, really like apples.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My biggest shock here is that it's an actual product and not slop hallucinogenics.

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

mixing a bit of table salt and sugar in a glass of water will do pretty much the same thing and cost less than both of those.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

As a horse electrolyte salesman I strongly condemn the idea that people can be healthy without corporate intervention.

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Big Horse Electrolyte knows what's best for me

[-] schildfrosch@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

i think potassium is what actually makes the difference since it's so critical for peeing the right amount and you tend to lose a lot of it

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago
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[-] protogen420 2 points 1 week ago

you can dilute it still

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[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

Or they could just eat a balanced diet that reflects human nutritional requirements?

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Also, this stuff is made for horses. Their entire body and nutricial needs are completely different. I for example often have a calcium and vitamin D shortage so I need to take supplements next to my healthy diet. But the amounts I need are completely different to what a horse needs. Too much vitamin D is toxic, too much calcium brittle your bones. I can take paracetamol, so can donkeys, but cats would die from it. Taking supplements that are made for animals can be toxic and can be way to high dosages. Like with this guy, who has a tingling skin because of it, and probably causes damage to his kidneys and or liver, among other organs.

[-] protogen420 4 points 1 week ago
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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Someone’s always figured out a “better way” than y’know, actual scientists. Always some bizarre conspiracy over why they’re “hiding” the real better way to do something.

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

You mean I shouldn’t be eating the “Top 10 Superfoods Your Doctor Doesn’t Want You to Know About”??

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[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

First they get you hooked on the Mane and Tail shampoo...

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Then they get you hooked on paste for the Hanta.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hey now, ivermectin has an apple flavored version that is apparently very tasty (according to my horse)

[-] Murse@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not the coroner.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Steve Jobs enters the chat...

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 week ago

This is how it starts, so innocent & healthy even, then suddenly you are on horse tranquillisers, and then glue.

Remember kids: say no when when a stranger in a van offers you horse candy.

[-] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

It's got what horses crave!

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[-] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

there is a video of chubbyemu (doctor) where he portays a case of a person getting horribly fucked up by horse electrolytes. be careful

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Someone already linked it, and amazingly the horse electrolytes weren't even the worst thing going on with that guy.

[-] GhostFace@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Can I get a summary?

Not for trust reasons but just morbid curiosity. There's obviously a reason why we don't eat this stuff. I want to know how bad it gets.

[-] Master@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

combine this with the monkey chow diet and you have peak human food consumption right up until you die from all the weird shit in there that is unregulated besausemits not designed for humans.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

besausemits

Ah yes, those are the best kind of sauce mits

[-] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

You're a bee 🐝 aren't you?

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Next pandemic, CDC will tell us to fuck off and eat ivermectin.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not if someone in CDC (new management I mean) has a stake in horse electrolyte manufacturer.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 week ago

Hey! That’s not for people! It’s for Kristen Schall!

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

What does she have to do with it?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Ah thanks!
You'd think the BBC would be able to spell her name correctly though.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you wanna save money from buying Gatorade? Sprinkle a tad bit of salt in tap water. That's the amount of electrolytes the average person uses. If you need a little flavor then squirt a bit of mio.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

The recipe for oral rehydration solution, the Gatorade base, is 1 liter water, 1/2 tsp salt, and 2T sugar. Shake to mix.

You can add OJ, lemon and/or lime juice, kool-aid powder, mio, crystal light, etc. for flavor.

The Italian version is sparkling water, juice of a lemon slice, and big dash of salt.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Mmmm yes. Two tons of sugar.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Just about anywhere in Mexico you can get suero: salt, lime, mineral water. Delicious

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[-] Shayeta@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, just a bit of table salt! Magnesium, potassium, calcium? Never heard of 'em!

[-] almost1337@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago
[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Day 3, dead?

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Get some ivermectin while you’re there. I heard it cures EVERYTHING

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

It's the neigh stuff!

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