What the even fuck is this

Why would I be shooting a baby with a shot gun?

I'm an evil atheist, but Christians want to shoot babies with shot guns. Seems legit.

I'd probably start believing in magic necklaces. Then I'd start down a dangerous path of experimentation to test the limits of the necklace's invulnerability enchantment.

I will absolutely not imagine trying to shoot a baby you sick fuck

Old testament god seemed to be pretty good and offing kids so this tracks

I’d dislike a god even more choosing to allow such a test to proceed. It’s a variant on the “Trolley Problem”.

What kind of god would sacrifice an infant to prove belief instead of just popping in with a booming voice and saying “Yes, I’m real you morons!” to prove it?

I'd turn the gun round

If I was sick enough to try to x the baby and actually did it would be time to stage left

What do Christians think atheists spend their time doing?

I mean... Why did the God not protect the baby anymore? Is the crucifix a required magic catalyst or something to get Gods protection? Do we have any known cases where the catalyst was not needed?

I think I'm closer to solving the riddle of Gods power...

I've missed the Christian baby genre and haven't seen it in awhile.

Just because the amulet of protection in the shape of a crucifix doesn't mean it has anything to do with god. Wizards are mischievous.

Killing babies, you know, Tuesdays.

Maybe don't shoot the baby?

If shotgunning a baby is what it takes to discover immortality...

They get weirdly intricate with their baby death fantasies

What if the gun is also cross-shaped?

Dude was out in his yard. Bush on fire told him to murder. Decided probably bad idea. Blames god. Gen 22:1-19

Needs a Christian to even come up with the idea to shoot at a baby....

I haven't build my identity around not believing in gods. Show me compelling evidence and I'll reconsider. Shotgun pellets bouncing off a baby would definitely offer food for thought.

Imagine that you're trying to shoot a baby

No I don't think that I will.

Or how about you just have this god person you’re so fond of, come on down and shake my hand and then show me how he smites the wicked as he’s done so many times in that book you carry around? Worried you might be on the smite list? Im pretty sure I’m not…

No one wants to kill a baby or eat a baby or just hurt a baby in any way. My goal in life is to get that kid giggling so hard they hiccup.

In order to verify that this wasn't a coincidence, I would need to repeat the experiment on multiple babies.