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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 18 points 18 hours ago

Maybe don't shoot the baby?

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

While wearing the necklace, can the baby fly? Does it have sharp teeth and can lunge incredible distances with serious force? If they are leaving out this bit of information, it doesn’t help the argument whatsoever.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Next you say a baby is not allowed to lunge incredible distances or have sharp teeth?

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

If baby follows rules, baby don’t get shot.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Exactly. Be nice and the baby won't hurt you.

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

What if baby try and steal from you via crypto scam?

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago

Literally impossible without having Jesus in your hearts.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

Instructions unclear, several latino men stuck inside me

this post was submitted on 04 May 2026
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