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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 79 points 3 weeks ago

This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!

[-] discocactus@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑‍🍳💋

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Why waste a rocket to literally shoot him to death when we have a nation full of guns with non-existent background checks?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Small price to pay to get rid of him and move on.

[-] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Shooting him would be enough.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 35 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when he said he would run into a school shooting with or without a gun to save children. Dude is just naturally funny. Not sure why they made him president, but he sure is funny

[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

As a child, if I saw Trump running toward me, I'd probably feel safer with the shooter

[-] prole 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How can anyone find this shit funny? It's malignant narcissism. There is nothing funny about it.

[-] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hes president to distract from the ones truly in charge. (Hegseth, Vance, Newsom, miller etc.)

Just like kash patel but there its less distraction more controllability.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

Right this way into the cargo bay, sir

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 18 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

FDR sure sat down a lot. Sus.

[-] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is that supposed to be an image?

[-] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

You can't see it? It's a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

A SCHOONER IS A SAILBOAT STUPID HEAD!

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Let alone slumped over as much as he is, even when awake.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

The necromancer is growing weary

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Good, go to sleep necromancer, start work tomorrow using a different corpse. Trump is the Steven seagal of politics.

[-] Vieric@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

Cool, lets send you on a very important mission to investigate the surface of the Sun.

[-] Tenniswaffles 5 points 3 weeks ago

It takes less delta-v to launch something out of the solar system than into the sun. Cheaper that way.

[-] Vieric@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ha, I actually thought of that, but I was like "screw it I'm gonna make the joke anyway". It would take take the most tremendous, big, beautiful rocket you've ever seen folks. Tremendous thrust, huge. But hey, worth it, right? We can't risk some alien species getting a hold of him and thinking that's what your average human is like.

[-] prole 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but I think it would be worth it in this case

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 1 points 3 weeks ago

Even cheaper to just send him to orbit and foret about him... That or a bullet.

[-] fizzle@quokk.au 10 points 3 weeks ago

To get in there, you have to be very smart, have to do a lot of things physically good. So I would have had no trouble making it, I’m physically very, very good. Maybe a little bit of a problem. We’ll have to try it.

It's a joke right ?

I mean come on, we all hate Trump, there's loads of actual things he does that make it obvious he's dumb as a box of rocks and self aggrandizing fool, but when you make fun of someone because they're making fun of themselves it's kind of us that are the idiots?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I HIGHLY doubt he's making fun of himself. I'm more likely to believe he believes he could do it. Remember who were talking about, possibly the most narcissistic person on the planet.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 weeks ago

dear leader dumpy can do anything! He doesn't even have a butthole!

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

Are you new? No, it is not a joke, it is his malignant narcissism. Stop sanewashing the moron.

[-] prole 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh fuck off, you cannot be for real. He's a narcissist, he is not making fun of himself

You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!

And then we watch.

😊

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile, this dumbass has been cutting funding for science.

Asshole.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

he would likely have a heart attack if is put in the test centrifuges.

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Test centrifuge?

Obviously he’s ready to go. Put a gold toilet on top of a falcon 9 and light the fucker

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t see the problem here

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Heart attack? He'd be a blood stain like he was on the boys.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This seems like a desirable outcome to me

[-] stumu415@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

That cunt would stink up the place with his fucking diaper.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Politics, statesmanship, moral superiority and a sense of citizenry.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

All means nothing when it comes from meeting a Nazi.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm minded to think of two lines from Alien.

In space, no one can hear you scream

Final report: The Nostromo, third officer Ellen Ripley, hypersleep.......

[-] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

did they burst out laughing?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It'd be hard to laugh after being insulted that bad.

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Trump in space....hmmm

Diaper Donny in zero gravity

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