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[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 233 points 1 week ago

The old pope died of cringe when he met Vance so I'd consider this a threat.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago

Oh yes, world renowned theologian James David Vance foremost expert on theol...wait theology is when you fuck couches right?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 99 points 1 week ago

i thought his name was jance dance vance

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago

What's wrong Jance Dance? You barely janked the jouch?

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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 139 points 1 week ago

Isn't the Pope supposed to be the guy for Catholics, appointed to directly hear God's voice on Earth, and spread it to the masses? And if that's the case, aren't all these faux-Christians disagreeing with him - like Vance - disagreeing with the very God they purport to worship?

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 131 points 1 week ago

Catholics can disagree with the pope on secular matters, the problem here is that the pope is quoting the catechism almost verbatim, and convert-boy is throwing a tantrum because he joined the church based on aesthetics and not any kind of conviction.

[-] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 65 points 1 week ago

A bunch of Protestants think the Pope is the Antichrist, but apparently Vance identifies as Catholic, so yeah, he's defying God. Catholic doctrine also holds that the Pope is infallible when ruling on theology.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

The latter is not universal. Several popes have explicitly stated that they are indeed fallible (which would render total infallibility self-contradictory). Also, infallibility is generally limited in certain ways that I won't bother researching in enough depth to put into a concise description. But the pope can't just make up some random shit and have it automatically considered to be the word of God.

Of course, pointing out that someone violates the basic tenets of Catholicism while naming those specific tenets is well within "the pope is right" territory.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

The man converted to catholicism then within a few years was beefing with two popes in a row on basic catholicism.

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[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 110 points 1 week ago

Did they forget to give him the brochure when he converted to Catholicism?

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago

Right? Is he not treading excommunication territory with this shit?

Lay Catholics aren’t supposed to challenge the Pope like that. Even Cardinals wouldn’t get away with saying something so obnoxious.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 87 points 1 week ago

I've killed a pope before and I'll do it again! - J.D 'Couch Fucker' Vance

[-] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 72 points 1 week ago

JD literally woke up one morning and decided to debate theology with the fucking Vicar of Christ.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

INNNNN THIS CORNER, wearing all white and a skull cap, he's the Vicar of Christ, the Bishop of Rome, the SUCCESSOR to the Price of the Apostles, iiiiiiiIIIITS POPE LEO THE FOURTEENTH!!

And in THIS CORNER, wearing a tailored suit and red tie, Couch fucker, white trash cosplayer and world's worst negotiator, John Dilbert Vaaaaaaance!

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[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 week ago

Look, they already decided they knew science better than scientists, they knew war better than military generals, they knew economy better than economists.

Why did aynone think they would stop at theology?

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 week ago

The utter fucking nerve of these assholes.

I'm not even a christian anymore, Catholic or otherwise. In fact I've long since gone full on athiest.

But even I'M offended by this new level of horseshit by the Trump clown-show.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I am with you. I don't believe in what the Pope stands for but also recognize that he is not only the head of state of a foreign government, but the mouthpiece of a significant part of human tradition. This really is like the "fake news" arguments from Trump's first campaign, i.e., "I don't agree with what they say so I will attack them personally."

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[-] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago

Right? I really dislike the catholic church and am an atheist myself, but these morons make the pope look like a reasonable statesman by comparison.

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[-] Korkki@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 week ago

yikes. Said by a converted catholic.

[-] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Right! Get a hold of the new guy, here! 🤣

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

When Vance tells a Pope to be careful, that Pope should be careful. You know, considering Vance's established track record with Popes...

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 44 points 1 week ago

I still find it so fucking funny that this nimrod was the best candidate trumps campaign could find.

[-] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

Paid for by Peter Thiel.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

What does "best" mean in a kakistocracy?

Best, in this case, means Peter Thiel's check cleared.

Also, I'm sure there weren't many candidates for the job, considering Trump tried to get the last guy killed.

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[-] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

If you're not a Catholic, you might not understand how fucked up it is for Vance to stand there and call the Pope wrong about theology.

By definition, the Pope is right about religion. If he changes his mind tomorrow, he was right then and he is right now.

The equivalent would be if I became a Buddhist and then told the current Dalai Lama he was doing it wrong. Or maybe if I became a Hindu and then insisted that, actually, cheeseburgers are fuckin' awesome.

No joke, Vance is like two more dumbass statements away from being excommunicated.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Arguably, there would be decent historic precedent for excommunicating Vance RIGHT NOW.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago

Shut up, Vance.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Vatican should be taking threat very seriously. He did kill the last Pope

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago
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[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 29 points 1 week ago

It is a bit like saying a professor of mathematics with 10+ years of experience in teaching calculus should be careful when talking about calculus.

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

... from a guy who just heard about calculus for the first time

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 29 points 1 week ago

It's be pretty funny if ol' James got excommunicated. Do it, Pope!

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[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

That's not how being Pope works. I know this, and I'm not even Catholic.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

Beefing with the pope should definitely have been on my bingo card for this administration, I feel stupid for not seeing it coming now.

[-] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Jelly Donut Vance, the master of reverse reasoning.

"Whatever makes sense"

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago

To be fair, declaring war on the pope is a time honoured Christian tradition.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

One of the requirements for being a fascist is being stupid. Vance is no exception to that rule.

[-] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 19 points 1 week ago

Couch Fucker vs The Word of God. I'm not a religious man, but I know who I'd believe.

[-] Oyml77@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago

Jerkface Douche Vance, God is never on the side of those that wield the sword, IE the aggressor. That would be the US and Israel in Iran, you fucking moron.

[-] hayvan@piefed.world 16 points 1 week ago
[-] monk200@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

Can't forget that Vance killed the last pope 🤷‍♂️

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Apparently, back in January, a State Department official made a reference to the Avignon Papacy to the Vatican’s chief diplomat.

For those not familiar with the geopolitical history of Europe and the Catholic Church, this was a period in the 1300s where the French monarchy did their level best to basically co-opt and strong arm the church so they could squeeze money out of them, and led to a schism for a time.

Put another way: that is by far the most thinly-veiled direct threat I’ve ever heard anyone make to the Vatican in my life.

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[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

That's like lecturing Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking in physics lol

[-] baeb66@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

Of the 50 people in that audience, half were shocked by what he said. The other half were trying to remember the lyrics to the Baby Shark song.

[-] stumu415@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

At least this time he warned the pope unlike the previous one.

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