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Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.
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From the same artist. Died alcoholic by suicide.
Why is everyone butt naked?
That’s because he was a very religious man
he was a classical era rule 34 artist
They didn't know about furries yet
Because it would look much more weird to walk around naked, except for your butt?!
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Where can I get cursed like that?
Craigslist
Fetlife probably a little more reliable
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
I've had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I've found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone's unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn't think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)
My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.
If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.
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Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
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True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Ha. That's adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you've-got-planned!
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So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?
Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/
Meh, looks like he's probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use "naughty" I guess?
From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/
The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.
Hah, whoops, I edited this in before I saw your response! Same research!
So it was the old "naughty"?
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Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.
Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.
Don't let your dreams be dreams
I think that happened in an episode of golden girls so you might just have to wait a decade or 2.
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I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:
Thank you for the edit.
I used to work with some swingers.
I asked them about the lifestyle.
"You have a lot of sex, but it's not necessarily with people you'd be interested in having sex with. Sometimes you're the other side of that equation."
Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.
Sounds awkward. I've met a few folks in that lifestyle that weren't exactly ... appetizing, though, so I can see where you're coming from
"She carries a terrible curse."
"That's bad."
[OP image]
"That's good!"
well you'll have to become some kind of moon-man or make space travel as everyday as owning the common horseless carriage.
So you're saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?
I don't know what to do with this information.
Not saying he didn't. But you don't get to just go to space for liking missionary
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Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.
Octave tassaert sounds like a shape I'd learn about from an hour long youtube video.
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Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?
Boii, she thickkk
Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.
They're holding up half the sky, brother.
To shreds you say?
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