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[-] nao@sh.itjust.works 304 points 1 week ago

Maybe because VLC is actually useful

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 202 points 1 week ago

Unlike Microslop Outlook, there's a program that doesn't break when you lose internet connection.

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 1 week ago

The asshats for some reason felt that they needed to reinvent it as basically a web app and it’s broken in so many ways, and I think it’s lost feature parity with mobile and Mac instead of gaining. Sheer incompetence.

[-] stormeuh@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Can't wait for the day Satya Nadella gets fired, hopefully it will happen when the AI bubble bursts

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 46 points 1 week ago

He's going to keep all his wealth and maybe stroll into a high paying "consulting" gig. It's unfair. it's unjust. People who are bad at their jobs and making the world worse do not deserve immense wealth and comfort.

[-] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 week ago

It's incredibly frustrating. I'm starting to think the only way out of poverty is immense crime.

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[-] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 12 points 1 week ago

The way I see it: Corporate web apps (like Microsoft's) are evidence that the maker is putting administrative concerns ahead of user experience concerns. They're catering to the people who actually pay for this stuff, not to the users.

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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Don't you kinda need internet for an email app?

[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago

No, given that one of the points of Outlook (and most email apps) is to store a local archive that can be read even when offline.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I found the most useful Outlook was '97. Just did everything I needed. Wasn't overly technical. No AI!

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[-] marcos@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Email is older than the internet.

Anyway, no, you don't need internet for the modern version we have today either. You only need it for a few moments.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

For the curious History of email Wikipedia

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

Some people are being a bit pedantic about not technically needing the internet for email, and that's true, but the pedantry is hiding the fact that actually email is really cool in how it exists in whatever form we want it to be in! It can be transmitted over internet, or over bare TCP/IP, or even peer-to-peer. Most applications don't take advantage of how versatile email really is.

Of course, Micro$oft makes it rely on an always-on internet connection because it's better for their bottom line.

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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sorry to see you dog piled for an innocent question. We should see it as a good thing that someone who doesn't know found this space.

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[-] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 94 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Years ago I when I wrote software for a living, I had an argument with a colleague, and I tried to explain to him:

The "supported" closed-source library he wanted to use was pretty popular because it was marketed by a huge company with a marketing department, or because it had a first-mover advantage, or because there were training events and books built around it, etc.

The unsupported free open-source library I wanted to use was the most popular library of its kind in the whole world. And it got to that position without any of those advantages.

What does that suggest about their relative usefulness? The world of open source is closer to being a real meritocracy. The number one app or library is probably number one for non-structural reasons.

[-] Decq@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

I think the main reason most companies choose closed source is because management gets a hard-on for the thought of having someone to complain to. If they can't call meetings with someone responsible and demand a quick fix, what use do they still have? All you can with open source is fix it yourself or create an issue. Neither requires a manager.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

Many open source have paid support

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Correct. Also, they need someone to delegate the responsibility to. They are mainly concerned with not being held responsible for any potential fuck-ups. If they can say "the vendor did it" they can deflect the blame. Unfortunately that's how making a career in the corporate world works for the vast majority of people. You advance by avoiding getting blamed for mistakes, not by brilliance or competence.

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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago

I pulled this off reddit. I know that's gross, but this was too good not to share.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 76 points 1 week ago

Think of it this way:

Every time you steal from Reddit, you're saving thousands of Lemmy folks a visit there, and Spez loses more traffic.

Keep doing it.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Browsing reddit may feel gross, but just like the screenshots at !greentext@sh.itjust.works, we need people to sort through the waste and find the gems.

I won't go back but if you share direct links or rehost here that's a good thing for this side of fedi.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

IMO reposting from larger sites is a very good thing. The main advantage that larger platforms have is the amount of content. If all the good stuff ends up here anyway then it makes it easier to switch for those who haven’t due to the lack of content.

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

Thanks for your transparency.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 week ago

Gotta feel cool to have your software support the people doing the "real" work.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago
[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Maybe ffmpreg will have more luck...

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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is the year 2,002,026.

Humanity has conquered capitalism and moved off of Earth. Disease and accidental death have been eradicated. We've invented marvelous and miraculous technologies and used them to catapult ourselves to distant worlds.

It's an open question whether or not our descendants can rightly call themselves "human" anymore, and indeed some on far-flung planets do not.

On the planet Seffi, which we call Kepler-725c, one of those human descendants watches the end of a two-dimensional audiovisual narrative, a recent fad on the planet. They aren't watching it on a computer, per se, but on a holographic mesh device operating across a distributed cluster of nanomachines. The human descendant telepathically interfaced with it to launch the application and the narrative, and now xe marvels at how immersive and compelling the narrative was, despite being contained as it was within a two-dimensional non-interactive form.

A list of people who contributed to the construction of the narrative concludes its display, and the holomesh reverts to a waiting state, displaying a simple black panel within a white frame. And within that black panel, a small, orange-and-white triangle sits, perfectly centered. The human descendant doesn't know what it originally represented, and muses briefly about it before deactivating the holomesh and walking out of xeir home to enjoy the sunset beneath the purple-blue trees.

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[-] arc99@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

What porn did they take with them?

[-] FE80@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

What porn did they take with them?

Whispers in The Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eilene, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and oh yeah, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.

[-] 2inchesoffury 10 points 1 week ago

Just fascinating how they all collaborated to agree to these specific titles.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They had several meetings at NASA, rigorous tests, & selected only the best for peak performance.

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[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Nope! Exclusively Corsican convent bdsm porn!

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[-] Sergio@piefed.social 39 points 1 week ago

Somehow I feel more "represented" by VLC than I do by any of the astronauts.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I wonder why...
VLC: a free and open source video player meant to be used by literally everyone.
Astronauts: a select few chosen people with little to no health problems, in top physical and mental form one could only dream of having.
I think the Simpsons were on to something when they sent Homer to space.

[-] yabbadabaddon@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think we shouldn't make it looks like it's easy to be an astronaut. Those people are crazy. They are PhD smart and Olympic level fit. This does not come naturally.

Edit : and JB from VLC is probably one of the most interesting guy to listen to, if you find some of his talks/interviews

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

If only they had such high standards for the presidency

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 34 points 1 week ago

And in contrast to other pieces of software, it seems to be working.

[-] Dreadn0de@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Incredibly cool. Though I would have personally preferred MPV

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[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

.....do you think they paid for winRAR tho??

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[-] Pulsar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I remember once I had to work in a very sophisticated and expensive electrical gear that had fixed internal thermographic cameras. The first thing that popped in the HMI were the VLC cones.

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