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[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 78 points 3 weeks ago

When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lol, at first I thought you were responding to my borscht recipe..... I was so confused.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

What about the potato soup girl?

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I looked it up.... I saw a cast iron skillet and cast iron press .... Can't help myself, GOTTA do it, come what may

[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hopefully you won't show up on some federal registry.

[-] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 40 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno, looks like a Hotdurger to me.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Our judges would also accept Hambog

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago

That's cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

Uncooked bacon turtle burgers

[-] Skuldug@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago
[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Skuldug@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

[-] Skuldug@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ok so I DO waffle stomp some burger meat over my star of David dog before I baconate it

[-] prole 1 points 3 weeks ago

I can't imagine these cooking through properly.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yet, they did. I'd definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.

[-] prole 1 points 3 weeks ago

The bacon wasn't chewy and/or undercooked?

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nope. That would have been a failure.

Do them in the oven if you prefer, just make sure they're on a rack so they're not stewing in their own juices.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'd try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i'd probably take two.

(What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Wrap them in bacon to become king of the party

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Stop flirting with me.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean... Aren't both of those things just ground meat anyway? One's in a tube, one is free-form.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ground beef is good medium-rare (if it’s good beef to begin with sausage is usually pork based and needs to be fully cooked to kill tape worms I think.

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unless you like burgers medium-rare.

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Some people just suck the joy out of everything. ;)

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gonna have to go with a cheese with peppers in it. Maybe just pour diced jalapenos over the top and lay a melty cheese over it like muenster so it traps the flavor.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Add a jalapeno iris stuffed with a cream cheese pupil right in the middle of those bad boys. Got yourself an evil eye hamdog

[-] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat... Or at least you shouldnt want it.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I believe slow cooked bbq and smokers will aim for temps between 225 and 275 Fahrenheit. Sure it will take a while, but as long as the temp reaches the internal temp of 160 during this process, which it will, it's perfectly fine.

[-] zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It'll dry out the beef something bad, though.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Smoked shotgun shells will change your mind

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 23 points 3 weeks ago

I think this would really benefit from a lone pea placed just at the apex of each one.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago

But pea is stored in the balls

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well yeah but you only store it there until it's used obviously

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Good, I don't need to go to the store to get more!

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Burgussy’s.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Whats wrong honey? You haven't fucked your hamdogger

[-] Balinares@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

This is abhorrent, yet I'm intrigued.

[-] subterfuge@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I should call her…

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sausage pide.

[-] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago

This looks like something my cat would like

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

thats probably fine

[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

And yet not enough.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago
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