I mean......I will. That's part of the fun of having the goth gf. Invader Zim is awesome.
When we live together and pool our resources and still can’t pay the bills, at least we can still lock eyes with each other and scream at the top of our lungs, in unison, “WE NEED MORE EARTH MONIES!!!”
And then agree that our only recourse is to mournfully sing The Doom Song and then explode.
"I was the turkey all along" is part of the vernacular in our house.
Is there something wrong with being a pharm tech?
The standing and walking gets a little bit tedious at hour 8, she's going to need foot massages. Oh wait damn, another bonus.
my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!
This beach is too sandy and the water is too wet.
wet water? don't let the lake michigan port authority hear about it
Yeah. Why are they all so damn hot? They've gotta be up to something.
Eyeshadow, mostly.
It makes everyone hotter, it's just how it works.
Pharmacy techs are educated and make good money. I don't see anything wrong with that.
They make a barely living wage in a job with high turn over because it sucks ass.
You could be two pharmacy techs if you tried harder
I messed up the Goth girlfriend questionnaire and now she’s sacking Rome.
No... no I don't think you did.
We just dont talk about that so much.
Sometimes you need to adapt. I married a little tiddy goth girl and after two kids my long term plan has finally paid off.
I think those guys played Persona 5 and thought real life is like this
Guaranteed every single one of these freaks tried to hook up with Futaba Sakura exclusively.
Yeah, tried, she is already exclusive with me.
(/s)
I have to research because the name was familiar but ain't that fan of Persona 5.
I can't say much since my love interest on Persona 3 was Yuko.
Threatening me with a good time again?
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Threatening me with a pharmacy tech girlfriend but I don't care because I'm finally getting all my anti-anxiety medication filled
Drinking lemon > drinking lemon with sugar
So my neighbor got this fancy lemon tree. It's under export controls and shit. Apparently you don't have to add sugar to the lemon juice for lemonade. Two years until we get to try the fruit!
How is this so accurate
#why did they respond like this?
I know some Tumblr pages don't let me comment but I always thought commenting was a feature on the platform.
Tumblr. I don't know why Tumblr Tumblrs the way it does (okay I understand a little of the hornoposting now I guess) but the #s are a part of it. For reasons.
I think those are notes or tags, but they get much more expressive with them than on other socials
Where else will I get a soooooothing lozenge?
Not related to the OP, but one of the best days of my adult musical life was when I learned that A Perfect Circle's version of this song was a cover, and subsequently learned about Failure.
This makes me miss my big titty goth ex… (it was amicable and just a life situation breakup)
I'd be ok with a medium or small titty goth gf, too
I'm just realizing both my wife and my gf are big titty goth girls.
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
