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Japanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new product (soranews24.com)

submitted 2 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 months ago

Weird collab, but tenga makes great shit and I'd trust them with my dick and my life.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Well, if there's one place you don't want a mosquito bite...

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Oh no, I needed this specific formula of insect repellent but the store only has them in stock with the toy as a package deal. Guess I'll just have to buy them both.

[-] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

We BELIEVE you!

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

now that you have the toy you totally not wanted, it would be wasteful not to use it!

[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago

This is the worst headline I've read all day.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

"Keep the 'skeeters away from your peter."

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

It's funny because in Japanese, we don't have distinct sounds for 'er' and 'ah' so it ends up sounding like the special edition Ass model of Tenga.

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"It can be placed on a windowsill, dining room table, or living room corner, and no one will ever suspect your masturbation aid is actually a jar full of noxious chemicals."

Oh good, I don't have to be embarrassed when guests find my insect repellent anymore.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

no one will ever suspect your masturbation aid is actually a jar full of noxious chemicals.

Oooohhh, that might explain the nonstop burn I've been feeling

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I mean, aren’t they all jars full of noxious chemicals after awhile?

[-] devdoggy@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

I need to move to Japan....

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I managed to get some things only released in other countries thru eBay. (Phone from India, for example.)

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Are we sure this is not the onion? This feels like an April Fool's joke

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No bugs on your junk with Beat-Off™

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

/c/dontputyourdickinit

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

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this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026

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