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... it actually happened.
The machine spirits have blessed you.
Coca-Cola^®^ and Pepsi^®^ products in the same vending machine? What sort of corporate heresy is this?
A privately run one
Which one did you hit to get sprite? I feel like that would be a pretty big surprise if you were asking for a pepsi
Upgrade if you’re going for a Canada Dry.
Hey now, calm down there buddy. I know you're not shit talking ginger ale
I’m a Fever Tree man.
Can't say I've ever had it. Who carries it? I'll give it a try
I mean Fever Tree is obviously better but also costs three times as much.
And what kind of vending machine even has it? Does it even come in cans??
Ginger ale my beloved
Im a pepper man but I do like my sprite
It would've been even better if it offered you a Sprite Cranberry
Mmm a nice cold can of Dritc
Wow, that coke can design is the one from 1997
praise god
Bet OP just got Sprite from home. “Oh, I didn’t get the sprite from the machine. Why would you assume that?”
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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