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[-] Quicky@piefed.social 116 points 3 weeks ago

I'm torn between wanting to opt-out because it's morally correct, or remaining opted-in so I can poison AI models with my terrible code.

[-] bobo@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 weeks ago

so I can poison AI models with my terrible code.

Don't forget to teach it obscenities and yell at it whenever it fucks something up!

[-] Madrigal@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, guarantee the models have rules built in to deal with obvious stuff like that.

You need to be more subtle. Give them information that is slightly wrong.

[-] taco@anarchist.nexus 13 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps by generating a bunch of complex copilot code to upload. It's easy to mass produce and would look plausibly functional.

[-] Madrigal@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Training AI models on AI content is the fastest route to model collapse.

[-] Viceversa@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

... and tell it things, that are slightly obscene

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just need to use less obvious insults, a la, "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"

Still poisons the model with something an end user won't like, but isn't easy enough to train out

[-] Aerosol3215@piefed.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Artisanal crap code.

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[-] Cevilia 26 points 3 weeks ago

I signed up to github purely to opt in and upload terrible python code.

If they desperately want to train the idiot machine on my awful self-taught code, that's on them.

[-] Quicky@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Chaotic good

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Name all your variables poorly and with swear words

[-] Flipper@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Step one: Download a C or CPP repository.

Step two: Replace all semicolons with a greek comma.

Step three: ??

Step four: Poison Copilot, so that it randomly insert greek comas that the compilers totally choke on.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Quicky@piefed.social 20 points 3 weeks ago

No, you don't have to use it for it to take your code for training.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah all you have to do is commit anything to GitHub

They’re scraping all the code regardless of your preferences. I guarantee it.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

All open source software is being scraped, on github or not!

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, the models already spit out poor code quality.

[-] EldritchFeminity 2 points 3 weeks ago

Por qué no los dos?

Opt out on one account, use another as poison. If you're gonna do this, I'd say move all your code to a new account and use the older account to poison - that way they can't filter the bad out by account age.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 64 points 3 weeks ago

Opted Out and moved all to codeberg

[-] Captain_Faraday@programming.dev 25 points 3 weeks ago
[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 30 points 3 weeks ago

Has everything I need, but not more

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago

My god, this is such a positive review these days.

[-] TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

i love codeberg, though i haven’t had a chance to test the collaboration features all that much

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's great. I also self-host my own Forgejo (that's the software Codeberg runs on) instance for private repos, to avoid using up space on Codeberg's servers.

Main problem is the lack of federation, leading to splintering across Codeberg/GitLab/sourcehut/self-hosted forges. I know there's Radicle, and Forgejo is working on ActivityPub integration, but it's slow-moving to get what should be inherently federated by design (git) to actually be federated. In practice you need accounts on a dozen different websites if you want to regularly contribute to foss.

[-] bruce965@lemmy.ml 56 points 3 weeks ago

Link for opting out: https://github.com/settings/copilot/features

In the "Privacy" section, set "Allow GitHub to use my data for AI model training" to "Disabled".

[-] Enzy@feddit.nu 17 points 3 weeks ago

Illusion of choice. That setting will, totally unbeknownst to them, enable itself.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

It seems to be off by default if you've already opted out of Copilot entirely. Definitely still a reminder I should set up my own git though

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[-] smeg@feddit.uk 41 points 3 weeks ago

Not to be too snarky, but was there ever an assumption that stuff you put in wasn't being used to train it? Safe to assume that any online service you're using is making use of the data you're giving it.

[-] nogooduser@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

If you’re a business with a contract with them it should state that they won’t use your data to train their models.

If you’re using the free service then you’re right that it’s safe to assume that your data was already being used.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

business with a contract

I always wonder at this and have cautioned my managers repeatedly. Yes, we have a contract, but they have a literal army of lawyers and we have less (one lawyer one retainer for hourly work or a small grouping focused on taxes and employment law). As if our ownership won't bend over backwards to avoid suing a large company like Google, AWS, Microsoft, or Oracle. (Maybe OpenAI and Anthropic are sue-able by a $100 million corp?)

As proof I offer the lawsuits between businesses that have proceeded far enough the general public has heard about them. Not a specific one, just all of them.

[-] nogooduser@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You have to trust the contract.

If you use Microsoft 365 or Google Workspace etc then they already have all your data anyway. Most businesses have to trust other companies and the contract at some point.

The only other option is to use Open Source self hosted everything which is beyond most people’s ability.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

There are more options than the two you mentioned. Listing a few as more people should remember them. I did get a bit off topic....

  1. Use huge company to provide service.
  2. Provide service oneself (, likely with Open Source. )
  3. Use small or medium company to provide service (, likely with Open Source. )
  4. Use huge company for things huge company is great with, but keep "crown jewels" of company on internal self provided systems.
  5. Use a small or medium company to provide a service, and another series of small or medium companies to check on the first company.
  6. Use a huge company based in a country that is very serious about laws and putting CEOs in prison for wrongful acts.
  7. Do not do the thing. (Included for completeness.)
  8. Do the thing not on a computer. (Violation of privacy could result in violation of more serious laws.)
  9. Use an older technology on a computer.
  10. Use the huge company to provide service, but ensure the data includes insane things.
[-] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 25 points 3 weeks ago

As soon as Microslop got involved I pulled all my repos and left.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 22 points 3 weeks ago

fun fact, if you've ever accidentally clicked the "enable" button on copilot because you're a dumbass who can't read, you get a shitton of more settings, most of which are locked to "enabled".

[-] Madrigal@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Even more fun fact, if you never clicked the "enable" button on Copilot, most of those settings are locked to "enabled" anyway.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 3 weeks ago

yeah you just can't see them. fun!

Yes I just found that this morning. Time to seriously look at the GitHub alternatives.

Also another setting under CoPilot>Coding Agent - turn off for All Repositories - mine was set to On.

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[-] Cevilia 2 points 3 weeks ago

I hear good things about Codeberg

[-] Cevilia 3 points 3 weeks ago

...and they want to train the idiot machine on this dumbass' terrible self-taught python code.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 3 weeks ago

i will not dispute the dumbass part but i have been programming professionally in python for 16 years. doesn't mean my code is any good, of course.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

I mean if it wants some absolutely abysmal code then look no further.

[-] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah, I hope I contributed to some bot somewhere absolutely flailing to provide a good python snippet.

[-] Captain_Faraday@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

Got this email last night and felt validated for never uploading any code to GitHub because I don’t trust Microsoft. lol I don’t have any big coding projects, but I self-host a ForgeJo server in my mini rack at home behind a Twingate VPN.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

FYI: it is not “ForgeJo”

Forgejo is derived from Esperanto where the “ejo” suffix means “place”. The J is pronounced like y is in English.

It’s “forge-ejo” not “forge-joe”

[-] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 weeks ago

No, it's pronounced ForJayHo.

[-] entwine@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's how I pronounce it in my head. Spanish J is pronounced with an H sound, and Spanish isn't a fake language like Esperanto.

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

If you're still om github, you're kinda doing for it.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
  1. Migrate code and back it up
  2. Set up local AI
  3. Have local AI "patch" your github code by converting the entire program into brainfuck (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck?wprov=sfla1)
  4. Merge patched version to GitHub
  5. Profit
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Microsoft:

Fully automating supply chain attacks since (at least) 2026.

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