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[-] AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 week ago

I am SO HAPPY to see big tits on my timeline instead of anime children showing their whole ass. Like. Reddit is not ok. I will happily accept having to see mommy milkers instead of lipless, eyebrow-deficient bobbleheaded children in lingerie.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago

For real right? Fuck neonatal features 🙅 all my homies love broads who are above drinking age. And probably not drawn by a dude who only consumes cartoon porn.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah you gotta start blocking those communities. I've probably blocked 50 at this point and Lemmy is 100 times better without the stream of weird drawings of half naked teenagers

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yes! I've found my people!

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I assume you must have blocked the anime lemmy instance, or ml doesn't federate with it. It's not contained to reddit by any means.

There's a small cadre of users posting fan art of various shows and games on lemmy too, where I regularly can tell at a glance that whatever artist they're posting also does hentai. Sometimes what they've posted is even just the one SFW image from a set. Thank god for the block button.

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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago

Dr. Jones big naturals

You are now a policy wonk

[-] applebusch 16 points 1 week ago

The one time I'm ok with censorship on the internet

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Oh god why eyes today?

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

My bust is freakishly large

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[-] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Only the King of Kings might satisfy her.

Are YOU up for the task?

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Probably need a spoiler tag... As this is, NSFW or something? Honestly no idea what is going on here

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 1 week ago

Okay, so Troy and Abed, two community college students, told a scary story where two military pilots crash landed in the woods by a mad scientist's cabin. The scientist (depicted as their elderly friend Pierce) sewed them together while they were unconscious from the crash. But what he didn't realise is that connecting their brains together gave them psychic powers. So then they did weird surgery on him for revenge. They put his butt on his chest and swapped his hands and feet. This is him after he wakes up from the surgery.

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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

I, for one, welcome our new busty overlords.

Who's going to take one for the team and bang Violet?

[-] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

You asume she wants any of us basement dwellers.

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[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Why would we want to do anything that might detract from all her awesome hornyposting? It's such a pleasant change to have it coming from a lady!

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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Man, I can't be the only one that feels like it's just a little creepy to talk about someone any of us only barely know through the internet like that. Especially knowing she's literally 18 vs the average age around here seeming to start at the upper 30s.

Anyway, from what I can tell she doesn't have much issue getting it, she's just still horny. Having the collective of lemmy effectively cheering her on probably doesn't help, even if her posts are legitimately entertaining.

I remember being a sexually active 18yo. Hormones are a motherfucker. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Had a long term GF who was just as much of a freak as I was. We used to try and beat our "high score" of orgasms per day. I was in no way "deprived" yet it was still easily 75% of what I thought about at any given moment. I found an old reddit account of mine from that time, and it is embarassingly horny as hell.

So cut the (quite) young adult some slack and don't be parasocial about it please.

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I’m not a huge fan of middle aged men.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 1 week ago

Come on SatansMaggotyCumFart, don't misgender. If she says she's a lady, she's a lady.

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[-] DoomGuy_n66@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

WTF is that?!! WTF you did?!!

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Kevin James stars as Bob in Adam Sandler's Fight Club.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this

[-] irelephant@kbin.earth 6 points 1 week ago
[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Protip for anyone with a similarly endowed partner: back rubs and scritches right along the line where the bra clasps along the back after they take it off in the evening is wonderful for them. Least it was for my ex and is for my wife.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago

Maul Blart, Bust Cop

[-] softwarist@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I can't tell you how much I hate this.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

“I am both confused and, if we’re being totally honest, a little aroused”

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

this one's older than GenAI

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Its a good look.

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Gabba ghoul giggity

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lol that's horrifying

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