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Who's going to take one for the team and bang Violet?

[-] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

You asume she wants any of us basement dwellers.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

She does seem extremely picky.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Why would we want to do anything that might detract from all her awesome hornyposting? It's such a pleasant change to have it coming from a lady!

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Man, I can't be the only one that feels like it's just a little creepy to talk about someone any of us only barely know through the internet like that. Especially knowing she's literally 18 vs the average age around here seeming to start at the upper 30s.

Anyway, from what I can tell she doesn't have much issue getting it, she's just still horny. Having the collective of lemmy effectively cheering her on probably doesn't help, even if her posts are legitimately entertaining.

I remember being a sexually active 18yo. Hormones are a motherfucker. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Had a long term GF who was just as much of a freak as I was. We used to try and beat our "high score" of orgasms per day. I was in no way "deprived" yet it was still easily 75% of what I thought about at any given moment. I found an old reddit account of mine from that time, and it is embarassingly horny as hell.

So cut the (quite) young adult some slack and don't be parasocial about it please.

Well you certainly know more about her than I do.

I’m not a huge fan of middle aged men.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 1 week ago

Come on SatansMaggotyCumFart, don't misgender. If she says she's a lady, she's a lady.

And if she chooses a troll instance to post from but says she’s eighteen these thirsty motherfuckers eat that shit up.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 1 week ago

Ain't nothing wrong with a little fun. She ain't hurting anyone, is she? Then let's believe her.

You can chose to believe what you want to believe.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 week ago

I’m still fairly sure I’m a brain in a jar and everything is imperfect data being fed to me.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 week ago

Then make up your own data so you can have a nice illusory universe. Don't let the evil demon choose what illusions you see.

Demon?

Daemon maybe.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

🚨KANT HAS BEEN MENTIONED!🚨

🚨I REPEAT KANT HAS BEEN MENTIONED IN THE ENORMOUS BAZUNGALUNGALUNGA THREAD🚨

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 1 week ago

Well technically it was a Descartes reference, though I do adore the way Kant deconstructed Descartes.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Shitfuck. I do read books, I swear (I was completely unaware of this and just messed up the names)

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 week ago

You got really close, most people wouldn't clock the reference at all

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