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[-] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago
[-] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 81 points 1 day ago
[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 day ago

Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I'm no fishologist

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Could also be a ctardiologist. But I'm no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

More like a carpiologist, amirite?

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's best left to the fishisticians to figure out

[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

You motherf-

[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Beware the Fish.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

That's his problem right there 

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The Simpsons really have done everything!

[-] Fitzsimmons 17 points 1 day ago
[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

The n word, doing a reverse image search you can find the meme with a crappier censor. Can't find an uncensored version anywhere

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago

No please!!! Don't let anyone from my instance see this!

I don't want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!

[-] grue@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

ich_iel would be a good start

[-] Wutchilli@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago
[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Redjard@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Schwer zu lesen aber glaube das heißt "nein".

[-] vodka@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago
[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

MAGIKCARP!!!!

Magikarp used SPLASH!

[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago
[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

This is no lower 48 Roadkill Cafe, "you kill it, we grill it." This is a whole different set of cooking skills

[-] night_petal@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Potential caviar for the cost of labor only?

[-] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 13 points 1 day ago

Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge????

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Salmon jump quite far, I can only imagine the king salmon can leap kilometers

[-] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.

I think it's crazy how it got stuck onto the car

[-] FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

That fish is too stiff to have been recently alive.

Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the bridge level of Super Mario Bros.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

As an Alaskan I take offense to this.

this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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