Add a cactus in each of their asses and we might be getting somewhere 

Go find some tar, I'll start plucking chickens

Not just that it's unaffordable but I'm not paying 60k for a car with a porcelain transmission that needs monthly software updates that might just brick the thing.

Remember when Gemini got caught in a loop of self-loathing and nuked itself?

Not a drag queen

Paid off my truck 3 months ago. Finally saved up some money and now it's misfiring and I've just been throwing money at it trying to find the problem.

I wish Fox would do a US tour dangit. He's the one that got me into electronic music and I still haven't seen him over 10 years later

The US is probably tracking his bowel movements already. I give him a week

Around me, they're either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

Trump and Epstein have more photos together than me and my own father.

Trump's name is in the Epstein files more times than God's name is in the BIBLE

The first computer mouse did have two wheels

Complaining about something free and optional is wild