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[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 202 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sadly telling someone with baby brain that they are stupid and have a baby brain isn't going to help them change. Baby's don't learn like that. We need to sing them songs and make learning fun until they have a leap and want to learn more all by themselves. Also cutting their screen time to zero until their brains develop well into toddler brain is supposed to be super beneficial.

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 115 points 2 months ago

Yes, but I'm tired of babysitting.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 29 points 2 months ago

Yeah but the baby's don't go away because the adults CBF, kinda how we got into this mess ..

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago

Noooo not my screen time :( Gonna miss pig-family!

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 19 points 2 months ago

Look, you can watch tv when you get your toddler brain .. and then only 30 mins a day, also I don't think it's nice to call the Trumps that ..

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Or, maybe Kristi Noem had a point...

These old dogs are too hard to train and need to be put down.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 18 points 2 months ago

I don't know if we should trust the opinion of someone who hasn't advanced past playing dress ups ..

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[-] Foni@piefed.zip 186 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Of all the bad things that social media has brought us, the worst is making stupid people feel intelligent because other stupid people agree with them.

EDIT: I have seen your positive votes, thank you, I feel validated and it is clear that I am very intelligent

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Hey now, Boomers didn't invent anti-intellectualism, they just think they did. Because they're stupid. Then social media put those views out there for other idiots with baby brains to see and identify with.

[-] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Of all the bad things that social media has brought us, the worst is making stupid people feel intelligent because other stupid people agree with them.

-Abraham Lincoln

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Behold, the smartest person on the internet.

[-] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 105 points 2 months ago

May as well rant about it here.

Whenever someone say about trump "But he's a good businessman!" As some sort of defense, I get immediately annoyed. He is an absolute garbage businessman. He has failed or run so many businesses into the ground. He made a casino go broke, you know the business that thrives on basically just letting people come in and throw their money at you and leave?

What he is good at is lining his own pockets. He goes into anything and lies, cheats, and schemes, then shovels as much money into his pockets as he can before someone notices and the bills come due. He makes deals with contractors, then refuses to pay, then drags them through courts until they give up and claims he got a discount. That's not "good business" that's theft. It's despicable and gross.

Every allegory we have for a corrupt, lying, thieving businessman is embodied in Trump. He is not good for business. He's good for himself until the business fails then he moves on to the next persons pile of money to steal.

And that's what he is doing as president. He is selling the country piece by piece to line his own pockets, then once everything goes belly up he'll take his money and walk away.

Fuck Trump.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

This is all really the fault of The Apprentice, who made him seem as if he were some kind of business genius.

Trump was decent at making himself seem like he was a good businessman. But, all his self-promotion had to compete with all his failures. Eventually he would have run out of money to self-promote.

Then the people behind The Apprentice came along and did everything in their power to make him seem like he was the best businessman in the world, and idiots bought it. People watched a fictional reality TV show where contestants had to do silly "businessey" things, and somehow they concluded that the guy at the boardroom table set was actually good at business, rather than competent at acting.

This barely competent idiot who had inherited / stolen half a billion from his father and was slowly burning through it with his various failures had worked his entire life to try to create a myth that he was a genius businessman. That attempt had almost failed as he ran out of money. Then the guy who made Survivor came along and made his dreams come true. Finally, he was on TV all the time playing the character of a shrewd businessman, and somehow getting paid for it. This show lasted a decade, and by the end of it, idiots were convinced that Trump was a business genius, and the rest is history.

Oh, and incidentally, Mark Burnett, the guy who created The Apprentice, is now "United States Special Envoy for the United Kingdom", appointed on Trump's inauguration day in 2025.

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[-] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's two major types of businessmen: Those that are good at business, and those that are good at scamming. MAGA cannot discern between the two. That's why a lot of his influencers peddle in obvious scam bait. And ever since meme stocks became a thing through social network engagement cults-on-demand, it doesn't matter how much they get scammed out and lose as long as they can do so communally on a communal circlejerk while claiming someone else is the real loser. Trump is the materialization of all the efforts to manipulate and profit from society that led up to him

[-] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Realistically, there is no difference between being good at business and being good at scamming. Both involve stealing, businessmen just steal from their employees instead of their customers.

[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Or scamming your subsidiaries, Scamming your investors, scamming the government etc

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Long before Trump was in politics, the thing most people knew him for was not his business acumen, but that he was essentially the physical avatar of avarice and greed and everything wrong with capitalism. He was not an aspirational role model, he was a caricature of the negative stereotypes embodied by the average American businessmen, everything dialed up to 11, including his contempt for the common laborer.

He was well hated before getting into politics, and it had nothing to do with his political opinions at the time.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 2 months ago

His casinos were just a money laundering operation for the Russians.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Worse: I distinctly recall the countless people who - in response to being called stupid and told they were about to do a stupid thing - voted for Trump in a fit of contrarian infantilism.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 24 points 2 months ago
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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

They're not just stupid but also evil. They knew perfectly well that Trump was going to cause suffering to a lot of people and they voted for him because that is exactly what they wanted.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 31 points 2 months ago

"he's not hurting the right people"

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 34 points 2 months ago

Ditto to Stein's Greens and and else who thought that helping Trump would help Palestine.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And the Hillbots and Khive Kritters who keep insisting that "not as bad as the fascist criminal but to the right of Reagan" is a good enough campaign strategy in a country with extreme voter suppression and right wing media gaslighting being many times more common than truthful political reporting 🙄

[-] prole 7 points 2 months ago

And the Hillbots and Khive Kritters

Bro, touch grass

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

If those people could read they'd be very upset.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

If undereducation was a natural resource the usa would be the world's top provider.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Not just USA, it's everywhere. I blame social media and the lack of literacy.

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[-] architect@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago

As bad as this country is you really think that? Truly? There are countries that don’t have proper plumbing and don’t give a fuck about having that “luxury”. Countries that chop clits off babies so they will never enjoy what life has to offer. These kinds of comments make you people seem stupid and racist.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Typical american who never left his country comment lol.

Your country:

  • run by literal nazi pedophiles,
  • 3 americans alone owns 800+ billions while 50% of the population owns less then 86 b.
  • life expectancy in the US ranks 60, under countries like Kuwait, Albania, Slovenia
  • no universal healthcare
  • gun violence is the leading cause of child death

So you might want to rethink " they will never enjoy what life has to offer" , while most of your citizens don't have the "luxury" to not die before 79. And btw, "stupid and racist" is litteraly the first thing that comes to mind to anyone when thinking about "you people".

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[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've heard that he will soon release his taxes! It's under audit, you see. Give it two weeks

[-] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

But that's when they will release the beautiful health plan!

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

They've just been busy working on that healthcare plan, it's coming any day now, two weeks at the most.

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[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

I know several Trump voters this probably applies to.

During the run up to the last presidential election, they made comments along the lines of "I know who my life was better under" in the same conversation where I had to prove to them that Biden wasn't the president in 2020 -- a fact that I had to prove to them by showing them on "Google".

Attempts to draw the line from Republicans' and Trump's disastrous policies, such as the record setting deficit spending PRIOR to the COVID era, and state of the country as the Biden administration took over were met with the equivalent of "Golly Gee that's way over my head". Same thing with discussions about how the Trump administration's policies (for this term) would/could be a disaster for future generations (i.e. your grandchildren). It was met with statements like "it's too complicated for me to understand, all I can do is vote for what's best for me right now."

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Mike birnigglia is a top tier shitpost name

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Oh, it's that stand-up comic I like, Mike Birbig-- Oh. Uhh...

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Nobody "believed" these things. They PRETENDED TO BELIEVE THEM because "fuck you, you can't prove I don't."

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I wonder if anyone's made a video of 10 hours of keys jingling

[checks]

Yep

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I didn’t believe he would actually release the files. I can give him that.

Unfortunately the release of the files doesn’t matter. No one will face justice.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

The files aren't released. There are thousands of pages held back.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Millions.

And videos.

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Maybe not in full, but he released more than I anticipated. I believed he wouldn’t release anything at all.

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[-] Rothe@piefed.social 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He didn't release the files, please don't fall for their strategy to obfuscate this. They released a fraction of the files, and then removed many of the files they just released. The majority of files are still unreleased, and they are all about Trump.

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