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wow.. OS Subcription-Based with AI?

you'll own nothing, and you'll be happy

I'm glad I already moved to Linux for 2 years

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[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 9 points 13 hours ago

Why is this sub spreading AI slop?

The entire article is based on rumors, clickbait and hallucinations.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 points 10 hours ago

literally the source for the windows 12 thing was a miss translation, not ai slop.

[-] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I dare them to pull it through and not back down. It will finally be the year of the Linux desktop known to us in hindsight.

[-] bmebenji 4 points 14 hours ago

“Fully modular” reads to me as “1 step away from returning to the terminal-mainframe” business model.

[-] LeFantome@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

Is it April 1 already?

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 55 points 1 day ago

For all the people on here quick to mock others for being gullible enough to fall for AI-generated slop, this is embarrassing.

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/no-an-ai-focused-windows-12-is-not-coming-this-year-false-report-gets-the-facts-completely-wrong

[-] rodneylives@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It's not the users that are being gullible as much as "tech4gamers.com" that published the story and the news sites that copied them. They deserve the ire here.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

This. If you are a "news" outlet it is your literal only job to make sure the information you report is factual.

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[-] dhruv3006@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

April Fools?

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago
[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

Not doing a subscription based OS.

Just throwing that out there.

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[-] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 day ago

"Fully modular" as 'It can run on a toaster" or as "For access to the file manager, subscribe to premium"?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fully modular as in it runs in a VM in the cloud that you pay them for access to

[-] Worstdriver@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

Absofuckinglutely not.

And I say this as a dedicated Windows user who spent a year on Ubuntu Linux a decade ago and hated it. Windows does this, and sign me up for penguin lessons.

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[-] parlaptie@feddit.org 144 points 2 days ago

Excellent. Finally the cycle of alternating good and bad versions of Windows will be broken. It'll just be bad versions from here on out.

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[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 305 points 2 days ago

Subscription-based. AI-focused.

Lol. No thanks.

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[-] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago
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[-] schema@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago

So when they said "windows 10 will be the last windows", they were kinda right. Just not the way the imagined...

[-] Cekan14@lemmy.org 59 points 1 day ago

Windows 12? Well, I'm using Debian 13. 13 is a bigger number than 12; therefore, Debian is better than Windows.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

NixOS ~~25.11~~ unstable :/

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 31 points 1 day ago
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[-] Loce@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Hahahahaha, get fucked Microslop

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago

Fun thing:

My laptop (from 2020) somehow skipped last year's update and only recently decided to update to the most recent Windows 11 release. And my first thought was "oh shit, is it going to install that Recall nonsense?" ...good news: not only is Recall not installed by default but the laptop is officially too shitty to run Recall. (...it's perfectly adequate for running everything else though!)

Which got me thinking:

Remember how mad everyone was when Windows 11 came out, requiring TPM 2.0, and how people were asked to buy new hardware?

Gee golly gosh, I hope Microsoft isn't seriously going to say "yeah, you're going to need to buy a new computer - so you can utilise all these awesome new AI features, you see." Because people just love buying new hardware. Again. In this economy.

[-] LordTal@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Hey people are already leaving the OS for Linux, theres no need to advertise for Linux even more.

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[-] Maguz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago
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[-] resume7512@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Finally the year of linux desktop!

continuing to up the hardware requirements and pricing people out of the market to satisfy features nobody cares about. brilliant strategy.

[-] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I know the Epstein files revealed that all the last Windows versions have been named after Microsoft leaderships' preferred rape victim ages but I still don't think I'm ready to switch to Linux.

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago
[-] pseud@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Confused Windows Millennium Edition noises

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[-] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I'm curious on what they mean by "fully modular". Coming from Linux I think I have a different definition of "fully modular" than they do.

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Wtf is a “fully-modular” OS

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[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 159 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a huge sack of shit

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[-] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

This is going to cement their status as the most dominant software company for a decade, or a crash so catastrophic entire economics semesters will be dedicated to its lessons.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Businesses will buy this.

Hell, they'll love it. Decision makers will jump on an "AI OS" faster than you can blink.

Some say businesses don't like extra costs, but that's not been my experience when it comes to Microsoft products and other software subscriptions.


...And that's what MS wants.

They couldn't care less about home users. They don't make them any money, not in the short term. MS wants business buyers sucked in, yesterday.

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[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Full functionality is said to require a dedicated NPU with at least 40 TOPS of computing power.

Because hardware is getting cheaper by the day, especially RAM and SSDs, so I should be happy I get to rent a reviled, unwanted, AI-crammed OS from Microslop to put on my not-at-all expensive new machine I have to buy just to run it, that will package all my data up and send it home on the regular, via bandwidth I also pay for, to use it to train their AI for free, along with every other byte of private data they're stealing around the world as fast as they can get their hands on it. But wait, I'm not happy enough! Because then Microslop also gets to sell that same private, personally-generated data along with geolocation and wifi triangulation and every other privacy-obliterating feature they can cram in with it to advertisers for ad targeting wherever I go, as well as to my own hostile government as surveillance should I happen to be brown, not cis-het, and/or suspected of engaging in thoughtcrime. AND there's even a bonus! My subscription fees, as well as my data sold every which way they can flog it to others of the Epstein class, will very likely fund Microslop's direct involvement in genocide, just as it has done in Gaza and elsewhere. Win/win all around!

Yeah, no. Shitty company, shitty product, enshittifying the world one PC at a time. Fuck that.

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[-] Chough@lemmy.zip 88 points 2 days ago

Which entry-level Linux distribution do you recommend?

[-] dustman0192@lemmy.zip 91 points 2 days ago

Linux Mint, for sure.

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[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I don't know if anyone else saw this, but apparently Windows Insider reports that this is all speculation, and that MSoft had committed to rolling back AI features, and Windows 12 has been postponed until 11 is fixed.

Meanwhile, 26H2, set to release later this year is reported to have CoPilot integrated into file explorer. Not really sure who to believe, but with MSlop's behavior lately, I'm leaning toward being more disappointed than I initially expect.

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[-] GarboDog@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Oh MicroSlop doesn’t want to exist anymore? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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[-] gwl 42 points 1 day ago

just move to Linux

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