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Someone handcrafted it, it apparently plays.

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[-] Stitch0815@feddit.org 19 points 13 hours ago

"Hand crafted"

Literally still on a lasercutter

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

Nice and woody sound.
screenshot of Monty Python's Woody Words sketch

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 9 points 14 hours ago

It’ll play fine a couple times maybe. Will start to sound muffled pretty fast as it wears out.

[-] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 65 points 21 hours ago

I can't believe it plays until i hear it play

[-] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 69 points 21 hours ago

I can belive it because i know the tech is very simple. What could be a concern are durability and quality. That its a softer material could also affect the sound in a quirky way

[-] grue@lemmy.world 44 points 21 hours ago

Not sure wood is a softer material than vinyl (depending on species).

My concern would be the difficulty of engraving without the grain interfering with the groove.

[-] its_kim_love 44 points 21 hours ago

On the scale of a record needle, wood is quite soft. Woods strength comes from its structure working together to resist stressors. So a beam of wood would be stronger than a beam of vinyl, but when being scraped along a grooved surface that strength doesn't help.

[-] drosophila 2 points 10 hours ago

I wonder if densified wood would be better.

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago

laughs in humidity

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 14 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, if you've ever tried to polish up wood (without any sort of coating), you know it's almost impossible to make it completely smooth, it always has a certain texture to the touch. And here, where you have to pretty much cut it once and can't polish it at all, it's probably going to retain a lot of that texture in the groove. So I guess it is possible that it might """play""", but it would probably be mostly noise with some music coming through at times.

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Might work a little better (for a little while) since it's 'cut' via a laser, not friction or gouging - the surface would be relatively smooth in comparison since it's burning the material.

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

I'm not convinced. The edges of laser-cut plywood are not smooth, they still have a rough grainy texture to them, and they're also covered in soot which is probably not conducive to music playback.

I'm really interested in hearing what this sounds like, but I don't expect much.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

If I were going to do something like this, I would probably make the wood as flat as possible and then put a high-quality coat of epoxy or some other harder material on top of it and carve the music into that material instead of the wood.

[-] kayzeekayzee 6 points 19 hours ago

From the picture it looks like it might be laser-cut? The grain might still be an issue though idk

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Judging by the grate it's sitting on it's still sitting in the bed of the laser cutter.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

I can't believe it's not butter!

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago

Here's a 10 year old video of a tortilla being played.

Laser engraving tech has become really accessible in the past five years or so.

[-] Zorsith 38 points 20 hours ago

Im sure it does. Slightest bit of high humidity and it'll never sound the same again though

[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago

Wood naturally absorbs and releases humidity, especially seasonally. This would sound different in summer compared to winter.

[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago

Same issue with cassette tapes left in a car parked in the sun.

[-] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Then you gotta play it backwards…

[-] ptu@sopuli.xyz 1 points 14 hours ago

It will play the ending of Earth Song where trees grow back

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.

[-] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 20 points 20 hours ago

Idk I’m not hearing anything

[-] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 18 points 21 hours ago

Make sure not to play any tracks that could be considered 'fire'.

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

How are the grooves made? 🤔 Like, is the wood a solid piece or does it start out as a sort of pulpy slurry?

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Burned like a CD-RW

[-] Baggie@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

I want to say if it was cast into a slurry entirely it wouldn't have the dark spots in the grooves. I think it's more likely it was cast as a blank record shape first, and then used a laser based on a 3d model of the record. Just a guess though.

[-] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

To me it looks like standard plywood

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 17 hours ago

Actual tone-wood!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Feel like this could cause havoc with your cartridge

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