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Contingency Folder (lemmy.world)
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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 131 points 3 months ago

On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person's personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 months ago

It'sabout emotions. Those aren't rational. That's why I try to avoid them as the plague.

[-] chisel@piefed.social 78 points 3 months ago

HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.

[-] caurvo 33 points 3 months ago

LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Hey new neighbor, you throw one heck of a cookout!

[-] thessnake03@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I TOO ENJOY HUMAN THINGS, LIKE PICKLEBALL AND COMPUTING PI

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found...

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

A flashlight and a salad mixer

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Who doesn't like some light salad tossing?

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 53 points 3 months ago

I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.

They both have a folder on the desktop called "porn with zebras", which contains a single, blank txy file named "hahaha you looked"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 52 points 3 months ago

Phew, I'm glad she didn't find my "dragons fucking cars" folder!

[-] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

I'm more worried about my "cars fucking dragons" folder.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 52 points 3 months ago
[-] carotte 29 points 3 months ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 23 points 3 months ago

Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 9 points 3 months ago

That's just the British haircut.

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 20 points 3 months ago

Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!

[-] Bombastion 1 points 3 months ago
[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was "You know, we're married and we could just do that."

Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.

[-] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

"Yeah, but can you look like her?"

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

To be fair, she could not. She could only look better.

[-] Jeraxus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago

Porn: sneeze

[-] razen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Huh, I thought they were partners. I guess the comic could be interpreted either way.

[-] razen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Now that you say yeah they can be partners too

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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