The last one is plain cheating

Clearly we need to be eating 100% chocolate to get 100% energy.

I'm starting to think it's physically impossible to get enough sleep to where your not tired when you wake up.

Can't tell you the amount of times someone has acted astonished when I tell them I drink coffee because I genuinely like it—i just drink it in the morning because if I drank it later it'd keep me awake.

A lot of people drink it purely to stay awake and I do not get that. Get some caffeine pills or something.

There aren't enough hours of sleep for me to go to uni for 8 hours, then go to work for 8 hours and not feel like a mess.

Wait, what's this about 90% chocolate? I like chocolate.

buddy i get like 10+ hours of sleep, it does jack shit.

If only sleep made me rested

There is another way, but it's a pathway to abilities some consider to be unnatural...

Number 4 is unfair. It's not for lack of trying...

I get enough sleep. I still feel sleepy all the time

I should go see a doctor, but naaah

I will never understand people who think that energy drinks are better than black coffee...

This is mostly accurate. (Except for the fact that coffee and energy drinks need to be switched.) I only need to drink coffee in the morning if I can't sleep properly. On a regular day, I only drink some in the afternoon, and thats too only because I just like drinking coffee.

Caffeine pills

As a father of a small child, I feel personally attacked by the last point.

Where does staying awake by willpower fall?

I used to think that I was just great at finding ways to get enough sleep while staying up late on the weekend.

Now that I have an infant, though...

Funny enough, half the reason I'm not getting enough sleep anymore is just so I can have some time to myself.

I can't believe no one's mentioned tea. I still drink coffee, but I've replaced my second cup of the day with a pot of green tea, and I'm really into it! For one, it lasts longer than a cup of coffee. And it's warming in the cold months, and refreshing in the hot months.

Fr. Adequate sleep is amazing.

If the bottom one actually worked, I wouldn’t do the top three.

Whenever I drink coffee or energy drinks I become more physically tired than I was before 🫡

8 go the sleeping on the job route myself.

I can't sleep after the coffee, energy drinks, and chocolate bar. This is a flawed plan.

My ADHD methodology involves getting good sleep (a lifelong challenge that took me more than thirty years to figure itself) followed by huge amounts of caffeine as zero calorie energy drinks to take the place of prescription stimulants. I also have low blood pressure. So I'm like a whole new person once I've eaten and medicated, but I need a long time to wake up and come around to my full performance level.

Tell that my brain.