[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 63 points 9 months ago

When I was a student, a friend texted me one evening:

"Tequila. Name of our usual bar. Now."

I replied "OK" and was there 20 minutes later. She was a little surprised, but learned exactly the lesson of this post that evening.

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KB just released a new live video! AND you can download the whole concert for free via their Bandcamp page!

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 69 points 10 months ago

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It's just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

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[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 67 points 10 months ago

Er sei dagegen, dass "der Einzelne immer mehr zum Objekt gemacht wird, sich Zwangsuntersuchungen unterziehen und nach Vorschriftskatalog seinen Alltag gestalten muss", erklärte Wissing. Das mache "unsere Gesellschaft unmenschlicher".

Boah ey, was ein Quatsch.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 391 points 10 months ago

I know this has been said many times, but the fact that this clown was actually President of the USA makes me doubt the sanity of humanity.

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submitted 11 months ago by Jay@sh.itjust.works to c/chatgpt@lemmy.world

I have Plus and can upload images to chatgpt via the browser. I don't have the buttons for upload and voice playback on the Android app. Am I doing something wrong?

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 73 points 11 months ago

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 170 points 1 year ago

WeLl tHe GoVeRnMeNt cHaNgEd ThE pLaN BeCaUsE tHe TrUtH WaS uNcOvErEd.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 165 points 1 year ago

"The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins.[11] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available.[12]"

Ok. Then I'd rather have a dog.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 year ago

Dass ich das richtig verstehe:

"Da passieren zuviele Unfälle. Wir brauchen ein Tempolimit!"

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"Da passieren ja kaum Unfälle. Wir brauchen kein Tempolimit!"

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"Da passieren zuviele Unfälle. Wir brauchen ein Tempolimit!"

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know I'm pretty much alone on that, but it annoys me that this person is getting so much attention again.

Edit: Ok, I'm not entirely alone with this.

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[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 year ago

Who will explain the concept of a regular printer to him?

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, Kenya. Germany isn't doing any better either.

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submitted 1 year ago by Jay@sh.itjust.works to c/chatgpt@lemmy.ml

I just noticed that 10 days ago the limit on GPT-4 was set to 50 messages per three hours!

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago

Sorry dude, you'll have to subtract one unfortunately. I created a NSFW account to have two different home feeds.

Apologies for the inconvenience.

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