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I like how fox stays the same.
I like how pond is backwards.
Eirrv is such a better word for river that I'm retconning the English language
Feels like some new age Sindarin. I’m here for it tbh.
i wonder how many words are like that
I wish there were a free database of words to answer that question. :(
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- alphabet
- come
- in
- order
- the
- they
FTFY:
5. the
6. the
The alphabet provided ends with X. However, you apparently remove duplicates so maybe just cross out the last row?
One important skill for school is to look at the entire question so that you can understand what the teacher is asking for, even if they don't format the question exactly right.
In this case, your answer would not fit into the 6 spaces provided for the answer.
So you have to ask yourself what they meant by "Write the following words". Since "the" is the same word repeated twice, once you've written "the" after 5, then I could argue that "the" has already been written.
Therefore, if there are only six blanks for the answer, looking at the entire question, I argue that the answer I provided is most likely correct.
You'll satisfy the teacher as often as possible and get good grades. I want to feel right as often as possible, which means I'll disrupt the class often and get called out during the parents-teachers meeting.
Still an error unfortunately. Should be:
- the
- bart
- the
We really should stick with the orginal German verision.
- Die
- Bart
- Die
No one who alphabetizes in German could get a failing grade
First prize!
Now, a Goldener Irrgärtner question: where does ẞ go in the alphabet?
At the end after ä ö and ü
So this is in alphabetical order?
Stopp
stottern
stoßen
Styl
ständig
stören
symbolisch
südlich
Sütterlinschrift
süß
Zyklus
Ärger
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Correct. It’s obviously supposed to be an ordered set, and that’s why there are 6 slots for 6 unique words.
The question is poorly worded. It asks for words in the order they come in the alphabet. Words aren't in the alphabet. Letters are in the alphabet, so they reordered the letters.
That's not being pedantic, it's just wrong. Do you not call the order of words in a dictionary "alphabetical order"?
Of course, but this is a 6? year old. Read the question as a child would.
Put the following words in alphabetical order
All fine, but if they don't know the word "alphabetical" the clarification is...
(The order they come in the alphabet)
Confusing. "They" refers to the words and alphabet contains letters. If it had been "dictionary" and not "alphabet" then that would be clear.
No I call them witchcraft
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I like this kid.
Or autistic. Most definitely autistic.
OP already said programmer
Some become engineers.
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With more than three repetitions of the same algorithm the kid should've been automating the process.
~~malicious~~ naive compliance
A clear indication of bad requirements.
In case anyways else looked for the comments to try to figure out what was done wrong, the expected answer would be: apple, fox, log, pond, pumpkim, river.
I couldn't figure out what the clue was that the kid would be a programmer. Surely any kid could have gotten this right? Then I read your comment and it all made sense. Thank you.
And yes, yes I am a programmer.
woah man, posting answers to tests online is cheating and can get you expelled!
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Completely misunderstanding the requirements? Yeah that's a dev alright.
Forty is the only number when spelled out that is in alphabetical order
British spelling fixes this bug!
it's spelled 'forty' in british english too
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QA prodigy
Words.sort()
Words.map(word => word.sort())
Baby steps in functional programmings
Well, he/she is not wrong.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/they
"3B: used with a singular antecedent to refer to an unknown or unspecified person"
I used to like s/he until I realized I could type they and save zero characters and am not texting a pager
I like it. He didn't meet the assignment but he proved his knowledge. Now to see if they mark on knowledge learnt or subjugation.
They did fail to demonstrate knowledge of lexicographical order, which this exercise seems to be aiming for with the inclusion of pond and pumpkin, so I think it's a bit cynical to consider failing the student on this a means of opression or subjugation.
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fox
list.toSorted() vs list.map(word => word.toSorted())
(note that you can't actually do string.toSorted() in js you have to convert into a list and back)
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Secret morse code?
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