I don't think Jesus would want to be associated with this dump.
Well, good, he won't be as upset when he gets deported.
i don’t think jesus ever actually existed
The general scholarly consensus is that he did in fact exist. The only thing really up for debate is what he did or didn't do, and who he was or was not the son of.
Seriously. Canada's got some similar shit going on, but it's not nearly as bad, and it seems unlikely to get that way. Plus, I'm already in a part of that new annexation of theirs.
Everyone should approve this maps because it makes Canada look like a cute dragon puffing out a little fire newfoundland
Well now i can't unsee it
*United provinces of Canada
And Territories.
Canada
Missing Alberta
Trust me when I say you don't want the interiors of any of these states. Eastern Oregon, Southern Illinois, upstate New York, etc.
As a Michigander I'm very pleased this seems to include us and also vitally excludes Ohio
The tough part is that Colorado and Nee Mexico would want to be with Canada but are cut off via Nevada and Utah.
We can swap the populations with Alberta
Arizona is fairly liberal, even though we turned red last election. If you add AZ then NM and CO have a contiguous path back!
This Canadian says fuck no unless we export all the MAGA and purge all the handguns.
I've been in parts of rural Oregon before. They grow them dumb and mean there. Some of the worst people I've ever met in my life were in rural Oregon.
Way different than weird Portland.
Californian here.
It's the same with California. Once you get out of population centers it doesn't take too long before you're in "I Fuck My Cousin" territory.
Unironically, please? I don't wanna be part of Jesusland anymore
What is this bullshit. AZ, NM, CO, NV do not belong in Jesusland
Half the joke of these maps is looking at State Of X and thinking its some kind of monolith, as though Pensytucky, Staten Island, southern Illinois, and Silicon Valley want anything to do with a Mark Carney government.
lol that jesusland gets las vegas
Fucking take that stinking, exploitive, garbage wasteland hellscape. They can have it for free.
I've been to many of the states. Nevada, Florida, and Texas in particular are shitass places on the whole. Are there nice places in all of them? Sure. Do they have beautiful parks and natural wonders? Of course. However, I'd rather have my collar bone broken with a pipe wrench on a yearly basis rather than live anywhere in these trash states (with the exception of Austin, which I admit is pretty cool)
As someone who lives in Wisconsin I'm thankful for bordering Illinois and Minnesota. Otherwise I don't think we would've made the cut to get into the USC
Southwest Canada reporting in. I'll admit we're flirting with joining Denmark.
Sorry.
As an American, this is accurate. Include Hawaii in the blue and Alaska in the Red.
Hmm,.so we'd have the bulk of EV sales, the better coast, all 5 great lakes, direct access to Mexico, additional ports for Pacific shipping, more than double our population, and be as far away from Alabama as possible?
Sweet friggin deal, eh?
Unacceptable. We should have Hawaii too.
Alaska can become independent. We'll rename it "New Greenland"
Stop lumping everyone in neat little buckets. Even in the most red of states you’d be abandoning 40% of voters to these fascists. This there are a lot of non voters.
And there are plenty of fascists in blue states and Canada.
Shitposting from Canada / Turtle Island.
Take off ya hoser!
