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[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

If only they act like a Jesus

[-] thirstyhyena@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Die and never to be seen again?

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The monkey's paw curls as the part of that you left out happens too: they die and do not return, but people with a fundamental misunderstanding of the past and the nature of the message use the name of the movement and its figurehead as a banner to take over the world, colonising entire continents and spreading death and war in the name of the figurehead. The texts of the movement, made up by con-men and the wealthy and powerful, become the most-published texts of all time, and are genuinely read as literal truth by everyone who follows the movement.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

They just act like the wrong one, the one that walks around saying "you don't fuck with the Jesus!"

[-] nouben@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Last South Park Season got it right with Magajesus

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