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[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 151 points 1 month ago

Weren't they swooning over her as some un-woke white beauty goddess not too long ago?

[-] evol@lemmy.today 113 points 1 month ago

The mind of a right winger can not be comprehended by mortal minds

[-] Insekticus@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago

It's like trying to understand the logical thought process of the Giant African Snail. There is none.

[-] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

"I find her attractive. She must have a penis!"

  • their thoughts, probably
[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The mind of a right winger works like this:

  1. find guy who shares all your worst attributes
  2. Worship said guy and post-hoc rationalize everything he does.
[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Just because they think she's trans doesn't mean they aren't attracted to her.

If you're ever curious, hop on over to the dumpster fire that is 4Chan's porn boards. Half the posts are trans women fucking cis men, and the ones that aren't are typically gay or interracial cuckoldry.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, Blaire White, a trans woman who used to be in the daily wire/tpusa circuit has talked about how some of the men kept sexually harassing her.

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[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago
[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

There’s a song in there somewhere.

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[-] bonenode@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

True, but she is still just a woman you know. Small brain and so on.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 109 points 1 month ago

If she has a dick she’d be twice as hot.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago

It's only gay if she's a femboy.

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[-] Spaniard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Nothing more hetero than liking a complete woman.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

That user name.... 😈

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago

Wasn't this their girl after that ad campaign? Man they really are just mindless numbnut dipshits.

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 79 points 1 month ago

Yes, until she commented on the reactions to the ad campaign by saying she is against the far right and called them hateful .

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Ah that'll do it. The last thing they want to hear is the truth about themselves and their actions and speech.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

"I hate her because she called me hateful" Checks out.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago
[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They just want to see what she’s packing in those jeans

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

In social media groups and private channels, adherents share photos and discuss whether people like John Krasinski or Erin Darke have had gender-affirming surgeries and/or perform blood rituals to Baphomet.

I don't even know what a "Baphomet" is, but these people STILL sound batshit insane to me

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 month ago

Baphomet is the goat-headed humanoid, usually depicted with one hand showing two fingers pointed up and the other hand with two fingers pointed down (as above, so below). Usually associated with the occult or pagan religions, today it's usually referred to as the Satan goat.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

...........so it's even dumber than I thought.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 48 points 1 month ago

They are dumb, but baphomet is awesome and adorable. Often depicted with a Solve et Coagula on it's stomach you may recognize as a medical icon. It symbolizes balance and duality, dating back to when we thought the key to curing sickness was "balancing" the 4(?) humors(liquids of life).

I.e. check out this fabulous fiend!

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can share images here.

Exit: but thanks for the info

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wanted to, but most of the ones I found had Baphomet depicted with female-presenting breasts, and I wanted to ensure I wasn't going to break any rules by sharing it.

Edit:

If you'd like a more cartoonish version of him, then this image taken from the game The Binding of Isaac should suffice, even though he's labeled as "Satan" when you fight him.

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 1 month ago

I wanted to, but most of the ones I found had Baphomet depicted with female-presenting breasts...

Because male and female he created him in his own image. I'm of the school that t'selah was misinterpreted, eg s/rib/side. I do know that in the Jewish faith the Adam/Atom/chosen species was androgyne, some rabbis argue intersex.

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Just posted an almost opposite picture of homie before seeing this. I love the contrast.

[-] abbiistabbii 19 points 1 month ago

The transvestigation people are absolutely insane. They've made up this whole universe where every celebrity is trans and they're being transed for the glory of Satan/ to destroy the family. It's incredibly weird. It goes from casual transphobia to belief in a satanic cabal in seconds. It's whole logic is basically "there is no variation in human body in regards to sex, therefore, any variation is proof that someone is trans". It's basically Incel body rating for terfs.

They tried to claim that Andre the giant was FTM, which is hilarious if you know anything about Transmascs.

One section has declared that Dylan mulvaney is a "Double flipper", who was born female, was made to transition to male, and then transitioned to female.

They will literally declare that folds in clothing or proof that someone has a penis. Completely innocent folds in clothing.

They're absolutely insane.

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[-] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

I know these are crazy people, but I love the casualness of "having surgery and/or performing blood rituals" 😛

Whichever.

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[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Gender affirming surgeries, blood rituals to Baphomet, same thing.

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 51 points 1 month ago

Sweeney has been blatantly courting a far-right audience, but of course that will backfire.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I give her 5 more years tops till her credibility as a “Hollywood” actress runs out and she goes full right wing grifter.

[-] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Her credibility is measured in cup sizes, and at the moment they are pretty large. As long as they maintan their size, she'll continue to make a lot of money.

[-] Restaldt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What kind of plastic surgery do you think she will get thats going to duck up her looks?

I bet she gets cheek filler and that awful lip filler

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[-] BranBucket@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

One thing that gives me hope is that these chucklefucks will happily eat each other alive over the smallest imagined things. If they don't have a "big evil thing" to organize against they're just one giant fucking bucket of crabs, man.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I guess they don't like her jeans anymore.

Edit: maybe she's gotten too old for them

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

My favorite stage of fascism is when they inevitably start turning on each other.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

My favorite stage of fascism is when there are grainy newspaper pictures of the dictator's body being paraded for the citizens to witness.

Not sure if we'll get that, but a man can dream.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

Lmao, I thought she was supposed to be the sex symbol of far right

[-] group_hug@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Well she isn't playing a high schooler anymore. Pretty sure that disqualifies her.

[-] arararagi@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago

In her newest movie she kills a conservative man, and that's a big no no for them.

[-] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 month ago

"Shes too hot"

  • them probably
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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Leopards: "MUNCH! CHEW! NOM!"

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