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Long Island iced tea (media.piefed.world)
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[-] mech@feddit.org 83 points 7 months ago

He was a hardcore alcoholic.
The first three just made the shaking stop.

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

The first one stopped the shaking, the second got him back to "normal", the third finally started to give him a buzz, and the fourth just kept the party going

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 71 points 7 months ago
[-] dmention7@midwest.social 49 points 7 months ago

On the other hand, a Long Island iced tea from Outback Steakhouse is probably just a shot of vodka in a glass of crushed iced filled with sugary brown concentrate.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 months ago

I haven’t been to one in ages. But I remember them being pretty happy to serve you a big fat giant mug of beer like the size of a pitcher. So I’m guessing they don’t mind giving you a proper Long Island.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

i got a piña colada at red lobster and they gave me a cup the size of the entire table

[-] possumparty 3 points 7 months ago

Legend says you're still sipping on it to this day

[-] its_kim_love 1 points 7 months ago

How many Lobsters could you fit in it?

[-] halferect@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Havnt been to a outback in probably a decade but they used to make some of the strongest drinks and if you ask for it "down under" you basically got a cup of straight liquor.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Or they do it with half measures of everything, a little more mixer and a shitload of ice.

Still tastes almost the same but you have to order 6 of them to get utterly wankered not 3.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That's what a club I used to go to did on 80s night. They used nugget ice (great for chewing on) and the drinks were cheap. So, it was a win-win. I could drink all night and not be totally wasted, and the drink was delicious. Only time I'd go to that club.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 44 points 7 months ago
[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Five percent pressure

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 39 points 7 months ago
[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

They are supposed to reply to one another

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago
[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 7 months ago

lol why it just makes more sense that way. Now its fragmented and chaotic. It could be bundled and in order.

[-] Saapas@piefed.zip 33 points 7 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 31 points 7 months ago

Most places will limit you to like two of those kinds of drinks. First time I learned this I thought I was being cut off. I was like “did I do something wrong?” They said no, you can order anything else. Just not more of those.

Which is odd, because they’ll let you order a beer and a shot as many times as you want, and that will fuck me up way more, for some reason.

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

You can taste it a lot more in a beer or shot. Its much less likely to sneak up on you, with how much alcohol is in a long Island, and the fact you can hardly taste it.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

A proper long Island is about 5 ounces of liquid with 4 of them being liquor. That's way more potent than a bee and a shot.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

The "classic" is 5x15ml of liquor, you're supposed to do half measures for the classic mix. That's ~24ml of pure alcohol, about the same as a strong Double or a medium Triple beer.

IF you're doing half measures, which most places won't, because that gets the bartender shouted at.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago

a beer and a shot as many times as you want, and that will fuck me up way more

me too!

[-] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's always amazing when you find out how much more your parents generation drinks than you do. How much more their parents generation drank than they did. And how much more their great grandparents drank then all of y'all combined. This entire nation was hammered pretty much constantly.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

My grandma thought one of her pregnancies was a hangover at first...

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 7 months ago

...Except for 1920 to 1933...

[-] derry@midwest.social 22 points 7 months ago

Except for the bootleggers and speakeasies, wink wink.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

Sure, but lack of access actually did reduce general consumption. The average person doesn't drink more during prohibition.

[-] derry@midwest.social 8 points 7 months ago

Agreed. And the average person doesn't drink 4 long island ice teas at outback. Lol

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Right, the average person's just there for a Bloomin' Onion and a Half Rack

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Lack of access only reduced consumption among those who lost access. For those who were consuming bootleg their consumption increased. Often to harder liqours for obvious reasons.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah. That's the point. Reducing access has an effect. That's basic basic economics. So is the expectation that forbidding the sale of something so easy to make would create a robust informal market. But informal markets usually lock out casual consumers as they don't care or want to spend the time or effort to find a trustworthy contact for A bottle of wine.

This isn't rocket science, this is super basic economics.

[-] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

And meat pie enthusiasts.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

Alcohol consumption went up for many people. Way up.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

For some. Which is not enough to raise averages.

Look, I've just finished a bottle of wine, so I'm no teatotler. But what data does exist shows the immediate post-21st Amendment years as lower than pre-18th years. Prohibition was an overall failure, and I celebrate Repeal Day. but it did actually reduce the national average of alcohol consumption for a time.

https://theconversation.com/how-prohibition-changed-the-way-americans-drink-100-years-ago-129854

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Does that track reported consumption or alcohol related ailments?

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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Ha jokes on you, my great great grandfather ran a mule train up from Mexico loaded with liquor. Traded it for hard ciders and shine from the other Celtic families in the area, kept a mule worth himself though.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

One set of my great grandparents met as a "musician for a speakeasy" (given some stories there's no way it was just that) and a dancer for one.

Which makes it extra hilarious how much their daughter (one of my grandmas) really really obsessed over having the appearance of being high society. Definitely an over-correction. Ended up marrying into money, but was never high society.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 7 months ago

There was no prohibition in my country. I assume here they drank less from 1933 to 1945, but maybe the damn Nazis got drank a lot. Who knows?

[-] fodor@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

I was looking at current data on UK drinking and it was shockingly high. Not to disagree with you at all, but like, even today depending where you are, the numbers are wild. Booze is a hell of a drug.

[-] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago

Well the British are their own fucking thing. Although I did see something just the other day about how gen z Brits drink way less than their forebearers as well. And all the Talking Heads were shocked about it as if it was the greatest sin known to man. Which is telling.

[-] Mithre@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Reason to remember the name

[-] masinko@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago
[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

He didn't...

It's time to carry on, Angie. The Morning has come, so the Dream must end.

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Dad probably wondered the same thing

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 8 points 7 months ago
[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

When I was drinking it took half a bottle of whiskey for me to consider myself "drinking".

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He always drove better after a few drinks.

/S

[-] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Luckily the car knew the way.

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