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[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago

I mean the person wouldn't do this if people would stop body shaming his dick right? Isn't the meme maker part of the problem lol? You gotta tell him that is dick is aight and maybe save the earth?

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Exactly, height and dick size are still in the blind spots of society because the body positive movement isn't actually about that. It's about morbidly obese women eating themselves into an early grave while deluding themselves about the massive long term health consequences of being hundreds of pounds overweight. Then claiming only somewhat fat women, men, amputees, aren't the focus of the movement.

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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah cause if I say a girl has a loose pussy I'm the asshole

Edit: Your downvotes are proving me right...

[-] explodicle@local106.com 19 points 11 months ago

Yes? It's mean to make fun of anyone's private parts.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Yet I can say one and not get any hate then say the other and my inbox explodes with feminists and simps 🤔

[-] explodicle@local106.com 5 points 11 months ago

Oh I see.

WTF is your problem with small dicks? You're a misandrist! You should be ashamed of yourself, take a hard look in the mirror, buddy.

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[-] Asnabel@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Have you, by any chance, read the posted image?

[-] explodicle@local106.com 4 points 11 months ago

I did, and then agreed with KuroiKaze.

[-] Haywire@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

This platform is full of bigots. They try to attach a group to anything to make themselves feel superior. They can't just say selfgrandizing via ones vehicle is dumb.

[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

This planet is full of bigots. At least on here they're getting called out, and the people doing so aren't being downvoted to oblivion.

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[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Except they would, because nobody gives a shit he's got a pencil dick - but in their own heads they think someone actually cares, which is what drives their impulse of overcompensating.

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 51 points 11 months ago

If rolling coal isn't already illegal it should be. And if it is it should be enforced harder.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

It is illegal under US Federal Law.

But the vinn diagram of coal rollers and police officers is a circle.

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah yes, the vinn diesel diagram.

[-] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Inventor of the diesel engine

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[-] Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 11 months ago
[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Nobody gives a shit about the size of your junk. The point is that the sort of person who would buy an american pickup truck is so insecure, they want to overcompensate what they perceive as being an obvious flaw.

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[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

Don’t forget the truck nuts. Without them you’re just a pussy with a truck.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 11 months ago

Trans trucks

Well, the nuts weren't there before, right?

[-] lars@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago

If you have a small penis and are ashamed, learn to eat pussy or become a femboy. There. Cheaper than both and you'll get more out of it.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago

What not eating pussy does to a MFer

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

But nobody will know then how insecure you are.

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 11 months ago

Body shaming isn't the way to hate those kind of people.

[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

I do prefer my hate to be independent of hog size.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

Just hate everything equally and you're golden.

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 months ago

Wait, there's a pill that makes your dick bigger?

Asking for a friend.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Yes, check your spam folder for details

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

Tell your little dicked friend that there’s no cure.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

The only prescription is a bigger truck

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I'm just as surprised. I thought it was vacuum pumps that did that kind of work...

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Around here, also muffler adjustments or removal. It ain't overcompensation unless it's 160 db of ear shattering, wall shaking volumn.

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Do you have any idea how much suicide pills cost?

[-] sp00nix@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Just don't fall for the subscription service.

[-] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

What pills? Asking for me. I have a small pp. Not small enough to be cute. But still

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I don't think there are pills. You either have the genes or don't. Although I just now hypothesized culture may have an effect, but what could unify Japanese and American men as being smaller, yet separate South Europeans as being bigger, for instance?

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[-] lars@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

How weird would that statue be if David was just full mast?

[-] lars@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

[-] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago

Other than the normal front shots of the statue, I have never looked at the other angles. I never realized David was from David and the Goliath story and that he had a sling on his back.

I figured it was just some guy named David that has a lot of money and got his statue made and it was famous for who made it.

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[-] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Why do dudes who don’t have a truck focus on our dicks so much. It’s honestly weird to have people fetishize your sex organs so hard. It’s like our dicks live rent free ton their minds.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Says the guy whose manhood is so tiny and who's so insecure about their sexuality, they need to buy shit to not feel so bad about themselves.

[-] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Wow, doubling down on the penis thing. Do you always start conversations by talking about dicks or is there some mental trigger like the image of someone driving around enjoying their vehicle that sets off a need to bully and body shame others?

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

My guy, you're the one getting triggered for being called a pencil-dicked truck driver.

Also

the image of someone driving around enjoying their vehicle that sets off a need to bully

Absolutely - any moron using an american truck at this point in time deserves to be bullied into having some decency and behaving with civility. Of course, I don't expect much from americans.

[-] clearleaf@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Explain why having a "pencil dick" makes someone a bad person that's what you're all flying past in your rage. And I don't even like those new trucks, they look retarded compared to old trucks which are better in every other way too.

[-] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Good, I see you’ve calmed down a little bit as there were fewer dick comments in that last post.

Also

My guy, you're the one getting triggered for being called a pencil-dicked truck driver.

You seem to now seem to have now moved onto victim shaming. It’s not unreasonable that a small group of people who enjoy driving their vehicles would defend themselves. Just because they choose to identify as a gender and commute in a particular vehicle type doesn’t mean you have the right to bully or sexually harass and try to silence them.

I hate to assume anything about other people on the internet but from your prior comments it sounds like you are not an American. Our country is vast, it can take two or three days of constant driving to cross it. It’s not fair to assume that everyone is privileged like yourself and lives next to an airport or a passenger train network. If we wish to go camping and bring recreational equipment then a small passenger vehicle may not be viable and could even damage it due to the excessive loads and distance that needs to be traveled. Many roads within our park system are simply not safely navigable without a 4wd system and some kind of additional wheel clearance.

Many Americans also don’t live in dense urban environments and need the utility of a truck to transport tool’s equipment or materials to their homes whenever repairs or renovations are needed to their property. You might be financially privileged, but many are not financially able to afford to pay for commercial services to make repairs or so simple maintenance on their property. A older large truck is very appealing to them.

Finally many trucks are more efficient than their car counterparts. The Ford Lightning is a fully electric option for those who need a large pickup. The Ford Maverick truck gets better mileage than many Honda or Toyota cars and can costs thousands less.

I hope in the future you can remember to check your privilege and refrain from making assumptions about a genders choices in the type of vehicle they drive. Bullying and persecution are never acceptable.

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[-] Alicecisnt 9 points 11 months ago

Don't forget the beard oil for the massive beards they love to grow and the truck nuts.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

A closet full of real-deal Tapout shirts don't come cheap.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago

I could be wrong but I don't think any real dick lengthening surgeries or medicines exist yet, at least not any that outweigh the cons. You could start early by avoiding circumcision and maybe take some kind of growth hormones during Puberty, but there isn't any point TBH. It's a spongy mass of tubes and arteries that have to balance just right or it stops working forever.

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