I used to loooooooooove making fun of people’s names… and I was shamefully old and very gay before I realized I was [saying it’s ok to be] picking on people for something they were essentially born with, over which they had no control, and which will be a strong part of their identity.

Apologies. Incoherence is my love language.

Wrong. ↑ This is propaganda from the radical leftist Biden regime.

The government and businesses made reforms so that capitalism doesn’t do that anymore. Imagine what kind of hellscape this place’d be if they hadn’t changed when they realized how much human suffering and planetary destruction they were about to cause lmao.

Editing to add that this is sarcasm. Can you imagine “radical leftist Biden”? 😂

Gold lining: other hotel guests start to die at only 37° C

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

Whoa! I didn’t even know I could wish for such a future.

notorious for infidelity

What does this part mean?

I waited until an emergency before I finally realized I needed a license. Do everyone, including future-you, a favor by not waiting.

And I had the same fears, but driving is remarkably similar to other skills: you get better through practice.

It is a happy coincidence that the evening before the 1970s began, at 4pm Pacific, they decided to invent UNIX.

Sentencing judges hate this one weird trick

Is there fediverse reciprocity? I mean, can users on those instances subscribe to sublemmits on this instance, or is that blocked, too?

It is the best, most-seamless PWA I’ve ever used. Wow.