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[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago

We are sausage, resistance is futile.

[-] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You got that right ... now where's the mustard?

[-] svcg 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Odo: You'd shoot a man in the sausage?

Garak: Well it's the safest way, isn't it?

[-] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago

Arm quantum torpedoes. Drop the cloak and raise sausage. We're going in.

[-] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

The Klingon ship is decloaking!!! They're in attack formation!!

Fire all sausages!!

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Let's make sure history never forgets the name ~~Enterprise~~ Sausage.

[-] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

..to boldly go where no SAUSAGE was gone before.

[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

There are FOUR sausages!

You know, there some words I've known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's sausage is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today

[-] pelley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Sausage long and prosper.

[-] rustyfish@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What does God need with a sausage?

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

We are sausage.

Resistence is futile.

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

WE ARE THE BORG.

YOU WILL BE SAUSAGE.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 102 points 2 days ago

THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Damnit. Beat me by a day.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Night! ~~bird~~ Sausage!

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Scotty: What is it?

Data: It is...hmm... It is... It is sausage.

A bit later...

Scotty: I don't know what it is exactly but I'd be real careful it's real...

Picard: Aldeberan Sausage. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's even better with that facial expression.

[-] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 5 points 22 hours ago

Doctor, I do believe there’s sausage for you yet.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

'm fuckin' crying

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago

Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

--Rule of Acquisition #76

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[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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[-] bastion@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

~~Survival~~ Sausage is insufficient.

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago
[-] bless@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago

Shaka, when the sausage fell

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Darmok and sausage at Tanagra

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago

Sokath, his sausage uncovered!

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Mirab, his sausage unfurled!

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[-] warbond@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.

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[-] dont@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago
[-] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 2 points 21 hours ago

Cry sausage, and let slip the dogs of war.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 30 minutes ago

Pinky ring?! Wtf McCoy, a pinky ring?!

[-] wahooyeeha@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago

My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage...

Shut up, sausage!

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You broke your little sausage.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's sausage in that nebula

alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

Kinda want to take an entire script now and replace one word throughout and see what hilarity comes out.

Picturing "Spock's Brain" > "Spock's Sausage "

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 days ago

With the first link, the sausage is forged.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What does God need with a sausage?

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago

I am programmed in multiple sausages

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

"Captain's sausage, supplemental."

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