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I don't recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
But yours don't also deplete our precious helium supply...?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
And do they add to plastic waste?
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What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
He called the shit poop!
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
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Literal shit post
oh, oh! ... wait! ... oh! .... I see it!!! .... it's over my house!!!!!
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Is that Jack Black?
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
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imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
Wasn't it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside
I feel like I'd be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
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Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you're supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
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Removed from the environment.
into another environment
No, out of the environment
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
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I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift... The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
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Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average...
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
Came here to say this
Also if you combine it with fire, you can turn your boring existing problem into an exciting new problem!
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But we already have the tie it to a bush because I'll totally come back for it method
Send it back into nature! I love it!
This has Metal Gear vibes.
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