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[-] socsa@piefed.social 41 points 3 days ago

Jesus fucking Christ all you have to do is shut the fuck up

[-] hatorade@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Why shut up when she can run the same mouth that lost to Dipshit Donald?

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Shes part of the club

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[-] msage@programming.dev 315 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 177 points 5 days ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 137 points 5 days ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 4 days ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 87 points 4 days ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 78 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I'm gonna make them talk about me!

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Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

[-] hamid@crazypeople.online 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

She is a fascist herself who led the unilateral intervention on Libya that lead to the unnecessary deaths of 50k people in a civil war that didn't need to happen, architected the pivot to Asia which will lead to WW3, and "promoted" LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

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[-] ZMoney@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

61 million tons of rubble was just made up. It's all styrofoam brought there by Iran.

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[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Phew! I am extremely relieved to find out those videos are fake.

It's pretty fucked up of TikTok to have tricked us like that, but I'm sure under Larry Ellison's new leadership they'll sort things out.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now that we know the genocide isn't actually real, we can all pokemon-go to the nearest AIPAC funded democrat candidate and make sure the oldest, richest, set-in establishment dems remain in power through the midterms! yaaay!

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 255 points 5 days ago

Hurwitz also claimed that Holocaust education was “confusing” young people into sympathizing with “weak, skinny Palestinians” instead of “powerful Israelis.”

What. The. Fuck.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 107 points 4 days ago

Yeah, it's so weird to sympathise with people who are being starved 🙄

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[-] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can't imagine why people thought you're fake

[-] CerealKiller01@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

Hillary Clinton: People are learning about what happened on October 7th from social media. Some of it is totally made up, some of it not at all representing what they claim to be showing. It’s a serious problem for democracy. Headline: Hillary Clinton Says Young Americans Are Pro-Palestine Because They Watch ‘Totally Made Up’ Videos of Gaza Horrors. Lemmy: Fuck Hillary Clinton. Also, MAGA are fueled by fake stuff they see on social media. Also, we can't trust mainstream media.

It's not a matter of being pro-Palestinian, or even who's right. It's a matter of being able to have a conversation with enough common ground.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

After accepting pro-genocide lies as "common ground."

[-] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

That is where they were learning about what happened on October 7th, what happened in the days, weeks, and months to follow.

You missed the part being referenced in the headline. She isnt just talking about Oct 7 but everything that took place following it. Her complaint wouldnt make sense in any other context, and it's the same complaint Netanyahu and Blinken have made, too.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You missed the part being referenced in the headline.

No they didn't. They deliberately ignored it because they're doing the "no, what trump actually meant was" thing, only with clinton.

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[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 4 days ago

And you wonder why you lost the fucking presidency. Right wing piece of shit

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 136 points 4 days ago

Yeah, it couldn't be the UN-confirmed genocide, nor the IDF-sanctioned videos of complete devastation, nor the steady wash of articles from journalists with decades of experience confirming utterly inhumane practices around aid distribution, rules of engagement and civilian deaths. Couldn't be.

[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 4 days ago

UN-confirmed

In case anyone misread that, they mean the United Nations (UN) confirmed it.

Yes, it's a genocide. Genocide is bad. It's not that fucking complicated.

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[-] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 96 points 4 days ago

Hillary Clinton is why Donald Trump is president today. Her incompetence and evil led to Trump's ascendancy.

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 76 points 4 days ago

Woman who was best friends with Kissenger loves war crimes.

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[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

Genocide denial in the face of obvious genocide is genocide support.

Clinton remains the de facto head of the centrist wing of the party, and she's telling everyone the only thing they've ever been about.

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[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 114 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Right, totally made up.

What an insane thing to say.

Edit: bottom of the screenshot showing how many have been killed since the “ceasefire.”

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[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 65 points 4 days ago

This stupid, evil piece of shit. There are people all over the place trying to combat voter apathy and get them to the ballot to at least try to staunch the worst, and there she goes pouring more oil on the fires of defeatism.

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[-] audible_obituary@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Pokémon Go to the polls!

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 69 points 4 days ago

"It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand."

Oh they understand. That's why they're so unhappy. But, this is exactly the take I expect from one of the most out-of-touch people on the planet.

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[-] FE80@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago

The Democratic party chose to lose to Trump with Clinton, instead of win with Bernie Sanders.

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[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago

Wish she would Pokemon Go to a nursing home already.

[-] Nanook@lemmy.zip 95 points 5 days ago

Sure Hillary, now let’s get you back to your room.

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[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

This bitch and her husband need to disappear off the face of the Earth already.

So few people manage to be hated by everyone in every political camp in America, yet she and Bill mastered it.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 64 points 4 days ago

Just. Go. Away.

Ffs shouldn’t you be hiding in a bunker with Bubba by now?

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[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

Remember, this is the woman that wanted to ruin Rockstar over the Hot Coffee controversy

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[-] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 62 points 4 days ago

The politicians in this country are completely out of touch with reality.

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