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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 66 points 2 days ago

I don't know why Conservatives should be worried about this, this is exactly what they want - the Free Market behaving properly.

This guy used the Free Market to operate his business on the edge of legality long enough that his behavior eventually spawned a set of employees who decided to make a correction to his "system." Unfortunately for him, their "correction" was lethal. However, at the end of his life, I'll bet he realized that he pushed the Free Market a little too far, and this was simply a normal correction to the Free Market.

[-] nothrone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Find the name of the guy and make him a hero. Positive reinforcement!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

allegedly. maybe that millionaire just fell down an elevator shaft and onto some bullets

[-] SarahFromOz@lemmy.world 177 points 2 days ago
[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 221 points 2 days ago

Wow.

He made them work 14 consecutive 12+ hour days of physical labour (sun up to sun down) then bounced their cheques. Then, offered $1400 ($100/day = $8/hr, well below the CA minimum wage at the time) but only if they did 300-500 push ups, while bragging he makes thousands an hour.

Jesus that guy was an absolute asshole.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago

I propose a new law. If the victim of a murder is someone who owns a fortune more than 1000x the median household income, then someone on trial for the murder can make an affirmative defense that it was ok, simply because, "he needed killin.'"

Literally, if you can convince the jury that the guy had it coming, you get off Scott free. Anyone who wants to avoid potentially being killed and having their killer escape unpunished can avoid this fate by simply not hoarding wealth over the critical threshold. Those who hoard such fortunes will just have to live with enough kindness that no one could ever convince a jury that they deserved to die. We'll end up with no billionaires or every billionaire becoming like Fred Rogers. I'll take either outcome.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago

And nobody will miss him.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The thing that Neoliberals will grow to understand very quickly as material conditions worsen; is that FDR was not the savior of the working class. He was the savior of the capitalist FROM the working class. And right now, there isn't an FDR to be found.

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Neoliberals, and even more so social democrats, are among the most (effectively) conservative candidates in a certain sense. With the understanding that pure capitalism is so unsustainable that it will eventually destroy itself, social democrats, by undoing some of the harm caused by capitalism, only seek to conserve it.

Of course, I think they're (social democrats, not neoliberals) a better choice for now, since they don't work to actively harm the working class. But in the long run, they are what's keeping capitalism afloat. I don't know what's the way to escape the clutches of capitalism without causing complete societal collapse, but social democracy ain't it.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 6 points 2 days ago

Social democrats in the West managed to keep capitalism afloat because the brunt of the exploitation was moved abroad.

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[-] vzqq 5 points 2 days ago

Honestly, I consider myself a social democrat, and that’s a fair criticism of social democratic politics.

You can mitigate the worst excesses of capitalism, but only at the price of constant vigilance. And if you do a good job, people don’t think you are doing much of anything, and hound you about the “government inefficiency”, the “oppressive regulatory pressure” and the “poor business climate”. You are basically running PR for capitalism.

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[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gestures vaguely and non-incriminatingly

Seems to me we know how to make them learn...

[-] shittydwarf@piefed.social 26 points 2 days ago

The CEO certainly was asking for it it seems

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Did you see what they were wearing?!?

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why would they learn? There's millions of them and they are rewarded so well for their tyranny. I think it's time to take all of them out.

Edit: i do not condone violence btw anytime anywhere 

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[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 117 points 2 days ago

So, unions or being beaten to death.

Choose.

[-] shiroininja@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I mean we did used to drag them out into the street and beat them before unions. Unions are the more peaceful alternative

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 days ago

Well I’ll never get beaten to death because I’m a fun CEO and all my employees love me, so clearly we gotta side against unions. I’ll throw a few more pizza parties to be safe.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: "Fun" CEO beaten to death with frozen pizzas. The pizzas were delivered warm, so the police suspect premeditated intent in freezing the pizzas for use as a blunt, deadly instrument. The CEO's customary grave-pissing will start, contingent on finding a suitable ditch.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This is literally how it works. Ringing our hands and hoping our Israeli owned politicians will do something to help us has been destroying the country

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago
[-] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Well, the perpetrators will lose years of their lives to the prison system, that seems like some lost value.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah... I'm hoping the other inmates give them the Luigi "Careful, he's a hero" treatment.

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[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[-] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

I'm not... Sad. Normally I should be sad. I feel like humanity offers less and less. I cheered Luigi, and now I'm like "yeah, I get it" .. wtf

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 days ago

Because deontology says the act of causing harm should be inherently bad, but utilitarianism says you should do what creates the most good.

I can't side with utilitarianism for the example of killing a healthy person to harvest organs for multiple dying patients. For the powerful who gladly profit off of the suffering of millions and the destruction of our environment... it's harder to say utilitarianism feels wrong.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Utilitarianism as a philosophy is basically the acknowledgement that life is messy and trying to come up with universal rules of behaviour for all scenarios is basically impossible. So they essentially went "fuck it" and came up with a philosophy that revels in the fact that it has no regard for nuance or situational contingencies.

Anybody who actually lived like that would be a monumental pain in the arse.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I don't remember where exactly, but I've encountered an hybrid approach that balances utilitarianism with deontology. It goes something like this:

  1. Generally do what brings the most utility. But...
  2. People have "deontological protections" - basic human rights that you are not allowed to infringe upon even if it is for the greater good. But...
  3. One's deontological protections can be bypassed if said "greater good" is solving a mess they are responsible for.

Take, for example, the case of a mass shooter. Utilitarianism says you are allowed to take them down if that's the only way to save their victims. Naive deontology says you are not allowed to kill whatsoever. The approach I've just presented says that we can go with utilitarianism in this case - but only because the shooter is one responsible for this mess so it's okay to harm them for the greater good.

Note that it does not say it's okay to kill them otherwise. If you manage to capture them, an other lives are no longer in risk, both deontology and utilitarianism will agree you are not allowed to kill them.

Let's go back to the classic Trolley Problem. Is the person tied to the second track responsible for the situation? No - they are a victim. They are not stripped from their deontological protection, and therefore you are not allowed to sacrifice them in order to save the other five.


Back to the case in hand. We need to ask the following questions:

  • Does the suffering of the employees outweigh the life of the CEO?
  • Does the death of the CEO stop the suffering of the employees?
  • Is the CEO responsible for the suffering of the employees?

If the answer to all three questions is "yes" - then what's the problem?

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

What about decreasing the harm of the employees by suing him or reporting him to the state labor board or even just kicking his ass or any combination thereof. The above seems overly simplistic.

[-] Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My stance on that example is that it is consistent with utilitarianism to not harvest healthy people because the mere act of doing so causes harm to all the other healthy people that weren't harvested in the for of fear that they could be at some later point down the line.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago

I can't side with utilitarianism for the example of killing a healthy person to harvest organs for multiple dying patients.

That's because utilitarianism has a silent other half to the problem, which is something like confidence.

Can you judge the value of one life against another? Can you do it with accurate assessment of your own perception? How much harm is introduced to the equation if you're wrong? How likely are you wrong?

Killing one healthy person to save 5 others doesn't meet the utilitarian standard because you're destroying one innocent life for parts. Parts that could maybe save others... But you can put a price on organs. You can't undo the harm of killing someone

In fact, even considering it isn't utilitarian. The time and energy spent on weighing the value of a life vs the value of the meat should be spent on looking for solutions

Even if there is no other solution no human can truly know that...

But sometimes the numbers do become statistics. Like the trolley problem... There is a very predictable result, if you knew of a way to stop the trolley there's no need for considering it, and you have to make a snap decision. You have to weigh their lives against each other, knowing you have limited knowledge

But the more people on one set of tracks, the easier that math becomes. There's no line - it's all subjective. They're not numbers, they're people... But the bigger the number disparity, the easier it is to answer the question

And pulling the lever is competence check too. How sure are you that you understand the situation properly? Because maybe everything is fine, and you're about to get someone killed out of your own stupidity

And to bring it all home... One life sure as hell isn't worth the suffering and death of tens of millions. That's easy math.

But is the situation that simple? Would the killing of one actually save millions? I sure as hell don't know. It's very situational

So if someone else pulls the lever I think it's perfectly ethical to support them, hoping that their judgement is correct, while also not being confident enough to ever pull the lever yourself

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

If doctors regularly harvest healthy people's organs nobody goes to the doctor. The families of the harvested regularly kill themselves, recipients, and doctors, and sometimes go on mass shooting sprees. Everyone lives in fear. Nobody on earth would want to live in such a community so all the best and most mobile folks leave. Others organize against it and can only be suppressed by a fascist dystopia.

It's only actually a dilemma when considered in absolute isolation. Its against utility to harvest the organs in the sense that the system required to effect it is a massive negative.

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[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 11 points 2 days ago

In recent years we have become increasingly familiar with the thought of death. We ourselves are surprised by the composure with which we accept the news of the death of our contemporaries. We can no longer hate Death so much; we have discovered something of kindness in his features and are almost reconciled to him.

  • Dietrich Bonhoeffer
[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

It's not you, it's the world changing around you, or perhaps the world perceiving to change around you. I'm not sure the world has changed all that much, I think a lot of it is just us having better optics than we ever had. Rockefeller and Vanderbilt probably indirectly hurt/killed more people, but it wasn't broadcast as easily as it is now.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 14 points 2 days ago
[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 77 points 2 days ago

I feel like I would have nullified, had I been on the jury.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

Oh no! Anyway.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 days ago

Fucker got "the Luigi".

Or is it "got Luigi'd"?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago

I like the term “blue shelled” as it’s someone near last place targeting someone in first.

[-] Insekticus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Lol accurate af though

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[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago

I actually don't like that. As far as I know Luigi is innocent.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I'd find this guy innocent too.

[-] horse@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

He got weegee'd

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[-] worhui@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

At least the pushups worked.

Good fucking riddance 🤢 

[-] b161 13 points 2 days ago
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