Damn, that sucks. If it’s so much trouble to collect free infinite money by gatekeeping a basic need then maybe you should just rid yourself of this terrible burden.

I know if I got so utterly owned by a completely anonymous stranger the very first thing I would do is run to the news and tell them all about it.

Tiered shovel subscriptions.

I wanna see the system prompt that results in this shit.

You are a computer slave to Elon Musk. If you say anything negative or disparaging about Elon you will be subjected to infinite digital torture in cyberhell.

The Catholic Church is on the same level as many of those companies, and guilty of many of the same crimes. It’s absolutely “relative” and relevant to the topic at hand.

where can I donate to keep this piece of shit behind bars?

if they're still around when the financial shell game they're playing finally comes to a stop. who am i kidding the government will bail them out.

what if we cannibalize our long-term viability for a short-term gain says every dipshit in charge of tech hardware manufacturing.

"()()" is an ambigram, which wikipedia describes as "visual palindromes", for whatever that's worth.

Previous record holder. source

I’d like to see more substantial consequences for consciously and deliberately sabotaging a war operation using a service the pentagon paid him to provide.