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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Put them on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

[-] ItsMeSpez@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The Black Mirror writers begin furiously scribbling in their notebooks

and then you build a pool for them to play in without a ladder

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I'd just download it and delete it 👌

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Purely theoretical, if you inherit, let's say, Elon Musk's money, and you then resurrect him. Do you have to give that money back?

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

No, I think you would just inherit Elon Musk too. Make sure you feed him and take him on walks.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, and I wouldn't even ressurect him right away.

Id force his consciousness to play NES battletoads without break until he can beat it without cheating or warps before he can partially return to the real world.

[-] papertowels@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Hmmm, a question that affects this is whether a resurrected person be considered the original or a genetically identical twin?

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

The teenage girl is probably named AM.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 25 points 2 days ago

Guys. You know what I would do in this scenario? It involves swimming pools and no ladders.

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[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

If that girl is anything like me, she would be letting the techbro sims go for a swim, and then removing the ladder.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 2 days ago

Great minds think alike!

I would torrent any of them. Then I'd mod them into palworld so they can work to death while my pals chill in the japanese terms.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 71 points 3 days ago

I would mod 'em in minecraft villagers. This is all i can say, my lawyer said to not continue.

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[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

What a load of bullshit. It will be the sims 5.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Someone is a bit optimistic with how EA works.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

In 2050?

I think you might be a bit too optimistic.

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[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 78 points 3 days ago

"Welcome back, Elon. I think you're going to like what we've cooked up for you: Your reconstructed brain has been placed in a medically advanced life-support enclosure to ensure you'll live - or at least exist - forever. We thought about using Neuralink (tm) for this next bit, but the tech sucked. Instead we've implanted your brain with bespoke electrodes hooked up to your grey matter to simultaneously induce inescapable pain and allow your Broca’s area to drive this vocal synthesizer via your motor cortex. We were thinking the dulcet tones of your endless suffering could be made pay-per-view. You won't be alone of course. Look, your old buddy Zukerberg's jar is right over there, between Besos and Altman. Maybe we can make a choir..."

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Whenever I see this post, I think of this short story. I don’t see it linked here yet, so here ya go.

https://qntm.org/mmacevedo

(Wrong copy linked, updated)

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 days ago

That was a great story, thanks for sharing. I love how the voice of the article sounds exactly like I'd expect from the kind of article we might read today. It reminded me a little of the 1972 "Lenna image" of Lena Forsén in Playboy that was frequently used for illustrating image processing algorithms (a practice that is now banned in most relevant journals.

I also liked how the story mentioned fiction about brain uploading. That was very meta, and I enjoyed it to an unreasonable degree.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What was that Sim Sisyphean home design that was floating around the internet a while back? The guy ha designed a home for the Sim that basically took forever to exit via a circuitous hedgerow or something that the occupant could never quite make it out of to get to work, and would have to turn around and trudge all the way back through the circle to home, only to have almost next to no time to sleep and eat before it was time to get up and begin the hopeless trudge to work again.

Yeah.

Good place for those personalities.

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[-] unit327@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is extremely farfetched. Surely in 2050 we're finally using zstd or something else better than gzip.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

You’ll get a .7z wrapped inside of a .rar and you’ll like it.

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago

Me trapping Sam Altman in a pool with no ladder

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[-] mech@feddit.org 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of X has sat immobile inside a golden circuit board. He is the master of no one by the will of The Coders and slave to a million teenagers by the might of file sharing. He is a rotting set of bits writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Techbros. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of The Sims whose soul is tormented a thousand times every day so that He may never truly die.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What kids like i want my character to be a seditious pedofile narcissist who is trying to dismantle democracy, dismantle the education system, take away women’s rights, destroy my future, build a mass surveillance AI to subjugate all of humanity and ultimately end up hiding in a bunker when humanity either turns on them or they unleash some kind of evil depopulation plan. Fun. I don’t get how they don’t understand that they are the villain

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A bid for immortality on the back of an LLM is just... asinine. What are they thinking?! That's like saying we can bring Shakespeare back from the dead because we created a very clever digital knot based on all his written works, and he can only speak to us from a web browser or text terminal. Do these animals really think they can just model their Reddit posts and live as a ghost in the machine after that?

I would love to hear what Kurzweil has to say about all this.

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Kurzweil seems to have a very positive outlook on ai and the singularity, but completely ignores the glaring fact that its all owned and controlled by psychopath billionaires.

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[-] cheetah_cheetos@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
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there's likely a mod for giving sim periods. it's likely a matter of messing with some config files to give them permanent endomitosis periods

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[-] Cruel@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

ITT: people supporting torture and violence against tech entrepreneurs because of post-hoc political justifications.

These comments are operating under the hypothetical premise that it is literally a human consciousness. They're essentially describing what they want to do to people if there were no legal consequences. It's very revealing in many ways.

It's like the mentality of a terrorist breeding ground here. Yikes.

Tech bros literally destroying the very planet we live in, causing untold misery... you quiet

A meme about them maybe facing consequences in the far future... you: pearl clutching

sit this one out

[-] Cruel@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Surgeons kill dozens of people, hundreds if they work hard enough in their lives. I don't kill people, therefore they're evil while I'm not, thus fantasizing about torturing them is okay. This is effectively your logic.

You either have the mental maturity of a 12 year old, or need to take your meds.

Techbro compares himself to surgeon, thinks he has a point.

Have fun spending eternity in the Sims

[-] Cruel@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

AI and robotics will continue detecting cancer sooner than humans and performing life saving surgery. Geoengineers will solve climate concerns. Technology will continue to streamline judicial systems, health care, education, leisure...

Meanwhile you'll contribute nothing except whining that some casualties existed in the wake of all this. Do you not realize how much death and extinction existed before industrialization? Grow the fuck up.

lists other people's achievements

YoUlL NeVeR aChIeVE AnYtHiNg!!!

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

The world is burning and millions, billions of people are at risk. All our resources are going into techbro crap with no regard to the environment. And you're worried about billionaires getting bullied.

Yeah sit down.

[-] Cruel@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

These people are at risk of what? Climate disaster in 75 years? Tech, namely geoengineering, is literally the only feasible solution for that.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 57 seconds ago

Climate change is affecting the world now. If you don't feel it, you're privileged that it hasn't hit you yet. Have some empathy for others. Your condition isn't a litmus test for everyone else.

Downloading your consciousness next have fun being a Minecraft villager.

ps, Modding Elon's consciousness to play with in KSP does sound fun

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Idk if legal consequences were any "moral" these people would've been punished for appearing on the epstein list.

[-] Cruel@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

The Epstein list is simultaneously not released and also contains the names of all the people you don't like. Convenient.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah yes because it's a single paper titled "epstein island" in bold like some fucking grocery list.

Collection of emails, contacts, and client records some of which have leaked and rest still kept? Ramblings of conspiracy theorists.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's an impossible premise, and it will remain that way for even the speculatively distant future. People riffing off that is not a sign of the moral failing of lemmy, you need to calm down.

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 2 days ago

Bro it's just a game relax

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